Definder - what does the word mean?

What is testicular?

A 9th level spell that can only be casted by the greatest wizards of the realm. When casted, a magical force twists one or both testicles of the persons afflicted, causing immeasurable pain and anguish.

When casted on a person with no junk, the only affects are a mild tummy ache or rampant expulsion of gas from your rectum.

Nice Shopkeeper - "Hello sir, what can I get you today?"
Me, a wizard with a short temper - "TESTICULAR TORSION!!!!"

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Testicular - what is it?

When a man allows a woman to twist his Scrotum so tightly that the individual testicles are no longer distinguishable. Typically requires 8-10 complete twists to achieve Testicular Singularity.

Boris: "Hey Jeff, wanna come watch the football game at my house this sunday?"

Jeff: "No thanks Boris! My wife and I will be attempting to achieve Testicular Singularity that day!"

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What does "testicular" mean?

having a ball, that is, having a great time

Yo Brian, wasn't that party testicular??

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Testicular - what does it mean?

A Disease in males that stops sperm production and increases calcium in kidneys

My Nigga Has Testicularitis

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Testicular - meaning

David Reusch

Hey honey I am feeling testicularism flowing through me

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Testicular - definition

noun
1. A man's degree of brazenness, resiliance and testicular fortitude.
2. A measure of how ballsy someone is.
3. The ability to stomach that which is unwholesome.

He was able to negotiate the car salesman's price down even lower, thanks to his brutish testicularity.

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Testicular - slang

1. Of or on the male body, and sometimes female body (but don't tell no one). A way of expressing your manhood.

2. A hippopotamus wearing a skirt.

1. We're men, MEN!, manly men, the kind of men that have big testiculars.

2. That is one big testicular!

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Testicular

Aka: Blue Balls.

Either to be teased to erection and have no release of Semen.

To not have got laid in a while

Dude my balls hurt its beyond blue balls... i think i have Testicularitis!!!!

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Testicular

Testicular + peculiarities : cockup stuff males never admit as wrongdoing! And just go blame it on their male hormonal make-up... , y'know?

I liked that word so much, I searched my 'wordrobe' for more and here's what I found (you'll be gobshite-smacked!):
-MACHOs: males acting childish, hormonal and obnoxious!
-egotesticles: egotistical testicles! HAHA!
-testyria: testicular hysteria!
-testosterone-poisoning: an excuse whenever you miss up stuff so bad!
-MAS: male-answer syndrome, or 'manswer'... is the tendency for a male to come up fast with a random answer even if he has zip idea what's he talking about, fueled by testosterone!

Testicularities? Heh, you telling me? Blame it on the T!

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Testicular

When something is "hot as balls"

wow its really testicular outside

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