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What is balsam?
“Once I get enough lettuce, we dressing balsamic year round.”
“Kais? Yeah, he stay balsamic”
balsam - meme gif
balsam - video
Balsam - what is it?
He's probally realy sexy but he says the n word
Damn Balsam is sexy
What does "balsam" mean?
Random: *something about balsamic vinegar*
Elmo: that's a hard word for elmo
Balsam - what does it mean?
A popular vinegar used on salads and in Italian cooking. The word Balsamic is derived from the Latin word “BALLSAMINO” meaning scrotum or gonad sack. This highly prized vinegar is distilled from the scrotum excretions of pre-puberic boys, giving it its characteristic aroma and pungency. The more expensive blends are formulated from 60 day unwashed scrotums whereas the less costly ones are only festered for a maximum of two weeks. Up until recently, most production came from the Italian monasteries and seminaries using pre-castrated choir boys. Now however, due to worldwide outrage over this practice, production is down and several other countries are now producing this special tonic. Africa and Asia now produce more than Italy. The African blends are particularly pungent and flavorful while the Asian varieties exhibit a slightly fishy odor and taste. Although the Asian varieties have yet to become popularized in the United States, they are steadily gaining market share on the west coast, particularly in the San Francisco Bay areas.
My children’s mother, an Italian immigrant herself, absolutely loves Balsamic vinegar but the store bought versions are way too expensive. Luckily for me, my three pre-teen sons are happy to help her produce this at home. As an added benefit, my hot water and gas bills have gone down significantly.
Wow, this balsamic vinegar smells and tastes just like you after a week of no showers. Your such a pig.
Balsam - meaning
Balsamic vinegar takes the gold of all vinegars. Non-alcoholic, yet it will explode in your mouth and on your food like katy perry biggest firework.
Hey I am feeling kinda down today, but I know that some great balsamic vinegar will make anything that I eat better.
Balsam - definition
balsam kids, are the despondent majority of the biology in 2023, they are any student who takes biology either SL or HL with balsam, these students suffer from lack of in class knowledge as the teacher "balsam" barely teaches and spends her time teaching the students "life lessons" and spreading anti-male propaganda.
"I am sadly a Balsam kid, i barely take anything in class"
"why do we balsam kids have to take HL material in SL classes its unfair"
Balsam - slang
A delicious salad dressing brought to you by Cardini and company. Cardini's Balsamic is good for the whole family. Cardini has been known to shoot this delicious dressing all over the salads of many females.
Also known as the species scantily clad women belong to.
PASS ME SOME OF THAT BALSAMIC! It's so good i can't resist using my hands!
OOH! That Balsamic sure is spicy.
I can down a whole load of Balsamic!
Ohh Betty? Yeah i took her out last night; what a real Balsamic she is in the sack.
Those damn Balsamicians are all over my neighborhood; I have to tape my bunghole shut at night.
Balsam
adjective. Stems from noun: Balsam, a resinous substance, such as balm.
Denotes soothing, nurturing, encapsulating, fluidity.
"They have such a balsamic marriage"
the way you love me is so balsamic"
Balsam
'tain't no problem, just spread some balsam and de pigs will turn down de heat.
Balsam
balsam is the name of the person who means the world to molka
who's balsam?
oh they're the loml