Definder - what does the word mean?

What is festered?

Noun: Name used to refer to a group of specific males that usually consists of one fuckboy, an honorable smartass, two silly monkeys, a tubby, and an Ivy kid who can't drive.

Verb: The act of one or more festers pumping up a fellow fester or celebrating his actions. When all the festers take their shirts off, smack their pecks, and simultaneously make chirps (bird-like noises), then the festers are festering.

Have any of you seen the festers?

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Festered - what is it?

Male shocker, where the pinkie is shoved up the urinary tract, while two others are inserted into the anus.
one up the japs eye, two in the mud pie

they were arrested for festering in a public toilet

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What does "festered" mean?

A big bulgy sore zit, typically on your face.

Don't eat all that chocolate, it'll give you festers!

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Festered - what does it mean?

to be fat greasy harry and have a tendency to wallow around in day old potato chips and pizza crusts.

i havent had a shower in a week ive just been festering around the house.

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Festered - meaning

The act of being exceptionally lazy.

Dan: Bro you should come over and fester with me I'm gonna watch some awesome movies since it's raining.
Brian: Ok I'll grab my copy of Tokyo Gore Police and be on my way.

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Festered - definition

When sticking your Index and Middle Finger around a male scrotum while your pinky finger is inserted into the man's anus. The male on male equivalent of the shocker

That dude festered his boyfriend all night long.

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Festered - slang

The act of going to a third-world country and eating out the hookers. But only if she says "I love you".

I love festering when I goto the Philippines and Thailand.

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Festered

1. to sit around and become fat and lazy. 2. usually a tendency of potheads. 3. also known as dark festering if the lights are off.

all they ever do is smoke weed and dark fester!
caitlin is festering.

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Festered

fester is the root. a collection of festered objects

Yo dude have you seen the festerment in your kitchen sink.

Yo Pasty! There is no way I a paying for that FESTERMENT (in this case cheap and nasty restraurant food)

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Festered

If you're 'festered', you're stoned to the bone, maybe you're drunk as a skunk, or perhaps both. Either way, you're an inebriated son of a bitch with the munchies and a 'let's fuckin party' kinda attitude. Popularly used in Santa Cruz, California.

Dylan was so festered last night, he chased his tequila with a bite of mac n cheese.

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