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What is Elmo?
a Elmo is a sweet sensitive drunk who just want to help everyone but ends up sometimes fucking things up, sex god. All girls go to him to have sex. a lot of people use and take advantage of his kindness. he's amazing and is extremly sweet.
Elmo is amazing, I love you.
Elmo - meme gif
Elmo - video
Elmo - what is it?
if big bird and elmo had babies the would be ugly and who would thing of think of that
well i guss i would :(
What does "Elmo" mean?
The great deity who strives to rebuild this corrupt world in one of his own image.
Guy 1: Praise the Lord Elmo!
Guy 2: Praise the Lord Elmo!
Guy 3: Praise Jesus!
Guy 3: *dies*
Elmo - what does it mean?
A popular american television host during the 80s-90s of his show "Elmo's World" with his co-host Mr.Noodle. He is also an actor and has been in countless classics like 'The Adventures of Elmo is Grouchland' (1999), 'Cinderelmo' (1999), and 'Elmo saves Christmas' (1997). He now starts in the hit T.V show Sesame Street where he helped children count and spell on PBS Kids. Before his time as a T.V host he served in Vietnam and won numerous medal including the Purple Heart
Person 1: Man, I really do miss being able to see the hit Television show Elmo's World!
Person 2: Ya, I loved Elmo he was a great actor in Cinderelmo, he really knew how to play the part
Person 1: At least we con see him everyday on the PBS Kids show Sesame Street!. Boy does that bring back memories every time I watch him.
Person 3: Did you guys know he served in Vietnam?
Elmo - meaning
pronunciation: el-mo
the best character on sesame street. or he was before he got elmo's world.
lalalala, lalalala, elmo's song. lalalala, lalalala, elmo's song. he wrote the music, he wrote the words. that's elmo's song!!!
Elmo - definition
A ruthless killer. Out to get your children. Red and fuzzy in appearance. Usually hangs out on Sesame Street with his posse.
Roses are red
Bow down to your master
The children might run fast
But Elmo, ALWAYS runs faster.
Elmo - slang
A fury red beast that looks like your mom. Also known as a brainwasher because he brainwashes little kids. Elmo has a HORRIBLE hairline. He is very funny and weighs 69 pounds.
He has a Elmo hairline!
Elmo
See: Elmo Music
The highly gifted, and tragically afflicted, red haired person that we all have grown to love.
Elmo is a member of the NRA.
Elmo
That red fuck that stole my phone and threw it at a car and broke it in new York City
Elmo is a fat ass
Elmo
A badass, smoked out, locced out muppet from the SS, AKA Sesame Street. His reputation puts infamous characters like Suge Knight, Osama Bin Laden, Saddam Hussein, George W. Bush, Hitler (Well you get the point) to shame.
Has his own segment on sesame street, it's called "Elmo's world". Just to show some perspective into his evil mind. Doesn't that give you a hint that he wants to own the whole world? (please don't tell him I said that... PLEASE!)
Unless you live there, I just wouldn't even go down Sesame Street at all. If that's your usual route to wherever it is you go, a piece of advice: take a detour. An extra 5 minutes of being lost is worth your life.
Some sources say that he is affiliated with the likes of Big bird AKA "papa peck", Baby bear AKA "Big Biz", Alvin and the chipmunks, cookie monster and Kermit the Frog. That would be true. The same source also claims he is connected with Bert and Ernie but that's some bull. He doesn't fuck with those two faggots.
You'll usually see him around the big plaza of Sesame Street. If he's by himself, don't even talk to him. But if he's with his girlfriend Zoe, he'll be a little more patient with your biz.
He is rumored to be Elmo by day (A badass), and grover by night (A superhero). I can neither confirm nor deny that information.
One last time so you understand: He is cute, but EXTREMELY dangerous. If you see this individual, please call 1-800-ELMO-DIE. Remember you CAN remain anonymous.
While there isn't enough proof, it is said that elmo stole the lyrics of all your favorite artists and gave them to Alvin and the chipmunks, who then cashed the lyrics and songs as their own and became rising stars on YouTube, practically overnight.
Elmo- great businessman, but the truth, do not mess with him.