What is bald martin?

Very bald and is a solid bloke so don’t mess with

What’s for dinner BALD MARTIN

BEANZ AND BURGERS

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bald martin - video

Bald martin - what is it?

Bald Martin: Is a legend that has a stepson named morgz and bald martin is kinda thicc too. also is bald and hot.

Bald Martin was left outside in the freezing cold by his stepson morgz during the infamous pause challenge.

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What does "bald martin" mean?

Morgan Hudson’s real dad he has a ginormous peen and probs has cancer .

Person 1:Bald Martin has a big Willy person 2:definitely

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Bald martin - what does it mean?

my father who went for the milk and never came back
and a god amond us

morgz challenge team bald sudjfvgbgtefrdsscf team bard for life bald martin is sexy beast

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Bald martin - meaning

Jesus in human form. Married a nonce.

Bald Martin is our saviour

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Bald martin - definition

Bald martin Is the Literal God, Some might say the Ultimate God (and there right)
He is usually bullied and tortured By his Step Son MORGZ
And is married to A DUMBASSED WHORE BIG JILL
He's famous for the magical Dish, Beans and burgers, Only he can make it... and if you Eat his dish you become blessed and get one wish granted

HEs Literal god

Bald martin

YESSSSSSSSSSSS

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Bald martin - slang

Bald Martin is the human personification of perfection.

'I wish I was Bald Martin'

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Bald martin

Bald Martin means an absolute lad a man that can do anything they are not just genius but bald one. It has been said that they are alpha male and are pro at hide and seek

Oh my look at that bald Martin he is such an alpha

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Bald martin

The most powerful creature on this planet. His stepson Morgz does not see his true power and will one day be overthrown by this God of a man. Bald Martin will also conquer the human race and save us all from the impending doom of Morgz Mum

You: You are such a Bald Martin, Jesus!

Jesus: Gee thanks

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Bald martin

A literal god amongst men. However, he is often pranked by his idiotic stepson - Morgz - who doesn’t realise his true power

Wow, you’re so powerful, you’ve got about 1% of bald martin’s power

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