What is ass-off?

Is used when one threatens to get money out of someone by suing them badly.

"Keep your hands off my manuscript or I will sue your ass off for copyright infringement."

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laugh so hard a something you pretty near fall off your chair.

side splitting

When he crapped in his pants on stage I nearly laughed my ass off.

Think about a time your butt has truly been cold. Very rarely, it means you are so cold that even your butt is cold.

I’m freezing my ass off can you please turn down the a/c!!!

Laugh my ass off Something so funny, it will make you laugh so hard your ass falls off.

That shit is so funny, I laugh my ass off!

Shortened form of Laugh My Ass Off my ass off. For when you laugh so hard that your ass actually falls off, and have to emphasize it. Twice.

Person 1: yo that joke was funny af lmao my ass off
Person 2: You're an actual idiot.

HAS NO MEANING, just a rhythmic expression.

Eminem's MY DAD'S GONE CRAZY: "I'm outta the closet, I've been lyin' my ass off".

N. A battle of butts to see whose ass is the greatest.
N. A pageant of sorts that focuses on the ass primarily.

Evan: Yo JJ, you and Donnie should definitely have an ass-off.

I have been working my ass off!

laugh hearty enough to separate ass from body

"Oh shit Peechi! You hitting tha door was ass-off laugh funny!!" squealed Monika.

"Dude! Where's my ass?" added Erika.

verb

The act of saying "fuck you" to responsibility and obligation, and just going off to do your own thing.

I told Daniel to stay home while the neighbors where in our house, but he'd rather just ass off and go to the bar.