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What is apple cider?
When you get down with your girl and squeeze the juice from apples onto her body to lick it off, but some goes into her pussy and tays there for days at a time and is finally released through urination. The juice in the pussy can result in a positive pregnancy test.
Shauna: Craig!!!
Craig: What's wrong Shauna?
Shauna: Remember last night?
Craig: Yea...
Shauna: I got checked and they think I'm pregnant!
Craig: Oh, it's probably just vaginal apple cider.
apple cider - video
Apple cider - what is it?
"Hey what are you thinking about"
"Apple cider vinegar"
What does "apple cider" mean?
This is the act of inserting your penis into a females vagina followed by urinating while it is inside
Marshall gave me the best alaskan apple cider last night, and it felt amazing.
Apple cider - what does it mean?
Apple cider dick is the culmination of all things holy. It occurs when an extremely intoxicated person has a stinger (aka a raging hard-on, and they cannot drop the kids off. In other words, the poor individual is unable to blow their load and continues to rub to complete chaffage. Its a double edged sword; it feels great for a while, until it hurts (extreme ball hurt).
Example: I was trying to bust on this bitch's face, but i had apple cider dick and it cock-blocked me real hard.
Example: I was so drunk, that when i attempted to rub-off with my rabbit fur, i went two for tango with my balls for about 3 hours; fuck apple cider dick.
Example: A anonymous person's life
Apple cider - meaning
A musical instrument borrowed or used as a backup for when a musician forgets or doesn't have his own. An apple cider instrument may typically be broken, in poor condition, and/or very old. A school with a music program may have apple cider instruments on hold for use by forgetful students.
Alex had no idea there was a band rehearsal today, so he borrowed an apple cider instrument from the reserves in the back.
Apple cider - definition
A phrase that famous tiktok rapper/chiropractor/doctor “Dr Remix” has said in one of his videos where he was making a rap song on how to stop dandruff. He unfortunately said “vinegar” in a way that made it sound like he said “nigger”. When the ‘vi’ part it cut out, you can hear him saying ‘nigger’ with the hard r. This is similar to when he said “neck hurts” in a video back in july 2022. As of March-April 2023, edits of this have been the top search when typing “got dandruff”, “dr remix” or “vinegar” The original sound has been removed and replaced with one from another video where they censor it
Me: Got dandruff, I’m a doctor. I’ll show you how to stop it. Apple cider viNEGAR.
Black man: Ayo what the fuck u say to me.
Me: Vi nigger.
Black man: I feel like I should beat your ass.
Apple cider - slang
Apply cider the drink of fairys and men who sit down too piss dead set shit cunt if you dtb by drinking this piss
Look at that weak cunt drinking apple cider... dogged the boys hard bringing that shit here
Apple cider
When one is so respected, one seems to be an insider when one is not.
I wish someone would adopt that apple-cider, i-luv-sara.
Apple cider
Apple Cider is produced from apples by a process of pressing. It is more sour and cloudy than conventional apple juice. The bad thing is, this stuff gives us some of the nastiest shits/runs/squirts ever. Be prepared to drop a more watery form of a fudge dragon if you drink some of this stuff.
Dude man, I was in the bathroom forever yesterday pondering why I drank that one gallon of Apple Cider.
Apple cider
A more recent drug related slang term for acid, officially known as LSD (lysergic acid diethylamide).
AppleCider
A-----CID--
Whoa, this is some of the strongest apple cider I've had in a while dude!