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What is Random?
ok.theres 200 pages of definitions that agree with me.
WHY THE FUCK THEN DO PEOPLE STILL SAY IT?
Things considered "random" by the mindless twats of teenagers im:
-putting repeated letters at the end of words.
"Hii" "Randomm!" "Oh my godd" "Rawrr"
-Saying "rawr"
"Rawrr!"
" OMG your so randomm like :D "
- Being just like every other pradictable fucker.
"LOL OMG"
"Rawrr!"
- Wearing Neon. >:l
Random - meme gif
Random - video
Random - what is it?
Random numbers
1837373774637282
Random numbers part2
63636262746372736
What does "Random" mean?
A synonym for "nobody." Used to refer to someone you consider to be so inconsequential that any effect their presence has on the situation could be just as effectively produced by any other person in the world instead of them.
A derogatory name to deny any uniqueness or individuality a person has.
Team Captain 1: "Prepare to lose the championship, fools!"
Team Captain 2: "Hah! As if you could defeat us pros with a bunch of randoms you found on the street!"
Random - what does it mean?
A word meaning irrelevant or out of nowhere.
Individuals often use this word to mask nonsensical "humor".
Random is not the same as "unexpected"
Random humor is only random because it is in a context, thus making it stand out.
Random - meaning
Something that is said hoping that someone will laugh in return, but in the end, everyone thinks that you're a fat obnoxious bitch.
Fat ugly scene bitch: "OMG! My ninja cupcake monkey just ate my jew cheese rainbow unicorn!"
Friend: "OMG! My evil satanic monkey ninja cupcake robot cheese evil ninja monkey eater just rofld my cupcake cheese muffin evil satanic pokemon!"
Fat ugly scene bitch: "OMG! SOOOO RANDOM!"
Someone else: "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
Random - definition
A type of joke requiring no intelligence that ironically has been overused making it predictable.
Bob: Hey frank!
Frank: Yeah?
Bob: Silver Turds! haha how random ay!
Frank: ...not funny
Random - slang
Losers who aren't funny use this word every sentence to try and be funny.
Imagine a random mouse randomly wearing a random little shirt coming out of that random hole over there!
Random
The latest word used by stupid teens who think they are so unique and unpredictable. They even use it when they talk. "Hey, look at that random building" What the hell makes that building so 'random'? Apparently is really funny too. Saying the word "cheese" out of nowhere in the middle of a conversation doesn't just ruin the moment, it makes you look even more pathetic.
Person 1: "Hey, you know what?!"
Person 2: "what?"
Person 1: "I like cheese!!!!!"
Person 2: "That was like so random!"
Random
The latest buzzword used amongst mindless teenagers as a way of showing just so utterly irreverent their predictable sense of humour is. Particularly dominant among English teens and University students, the word "random" or the act of being "random" is a desperate plea for others to recognise how totally against the grain of the norm you are and that you're really crazy and out there. Trouble is, being "random" is predictable, boring, moronic and extremely sad indeed.
Often used by an MTVeenager.
Uni Student: "Cheese! HA HA!"
Another Uni Student: "Wow that's soooo RANDOM! Let's go and buy some trendy clothes which have meaningless and pretentious words/numbers all over to make us look random."
Random
The most annoying word ever. You'll say something that relates to your previous topic, yet they say it's random because they can't comprehen it.
"Cake is good. I just got one from the bakery, and it was chocolate."
"That was random, LMFAO."
"No, you asshole, we're still talking about cake."