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What is angry penguin?
A selfish trick played on a co-worker: As you are headed to take a bowel movement, you pass a co-worker coming out of the handicap stall. He makes a comment that he warmed it up for you. You thank him and enter the handicap stall (because there is more room in the handicap stall then the adjoining regular stall) and do your business. At this point you realize that there is no toilet paper and your co-worker, who failed to warn you, has left the lavatory. You have no choice but to stand up and with your pants around your ankle, you shuffle like a penguin from the handicap stall into the regular stall to complete your paperwork.
That fucking Bobby set me up by using up the toilet paper and purposely did not tell me as I headed into the stall. I had no choice but to do an angry penguin scuffle into the next stall to wipe my ass!
angry penguin - video
Angry penguin - what is it?
a sex move involving a male and a female.
also; some duck tape alot of jam, not that kind of jam silly! semin:). well, first of all you have to wrap the duck tap around the womens arms. then cum all over there stomach and if their not black shit on all skin which is not covered by cum.
well, ask your mum? also i need to make 20 letters and 2 words like wtf? and i need to use angry penguin.
What does "angry penguin" mean?
When you walk up behind an unsuspecting person and go on your toes, stiffen your back, and flap your arms to a 30 degree angle. If you do this after you jump in the air, it's called Flying, Angry Peguining. Like planking but you need another person to do it to.
I was walking in the mall and this guy was Angry Penguining this store clerk. Man it was so funny, he never knew what was going on behind him!
Angry penguin - what does it mean?
An Angry Penguin is when you whip out your dick and splooge in both eye's of a girl and kick her in the knee's, she will come wobbling after you like a penguin angry for splooging in her eye's.
See also Angry Pirate
You gave your girl friend an Angry Penguin.
Angry penguin - meaning
When a man and a woman are having doggy-style intercourse either vaginally or anally. Before the male has an orgasm, he shoves ice into whichever hole his penis was in.
"John's wife is so cold, she didn't even feel him do an Angry Penguin!"
Angry penguin - definition
you have to have a piece of ice ready for this . when a man is getting a girl doggie style and hits a woman in both legs . Then quickly shoves the ice in her ass. Causing her to jump up and walk like a penguin.
I was deep into a good fuck session with my wife when I gave that cheating bitch The Angry Penguin.
Angry penguin - slang
A female is performing oral sex on a male. Just when he is about to "get there" she gets up and walks away, leaving him alone, aroused, with pants around his ankles. The male waddles after the female like a Angry Penguin.
Susie gave Ted the Angry Penguin treatment for Donkey Punching her last week.
Angry penguin
When a woman handcuffs a mans hands behind his back and jerks him off until he’s about to cum then reach down and take his wallet and he will chase after you like a angry penguin.
*Sarah handcuffed ricks hands*
*sarah jerked rick off until he almost came and took ricks wallet*
“Hey come back here with my wallet” rick screams as he is chasing after Sarah like an angry penguin
Angry penguin
A penguin, which is angry, upset, or not in a good mood.
Omfg, that penguin is one angry penguin.
Angry penguin
A good revenge for the angry pirate
While a woman is performing oral sex on her partner, she stops midway and walks away, leaving her partner with his pants around his ankles, waddling after her.
"Arr.. How do you like that you stupid angry penguin?"