Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Wide?

The distaff term for the male 'hard on.'

(1)Sexual:She really has a wide-on for that guy.
(2)Dislike:She sure has a wide-on for her co workers.

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Wide - video


Wide - what is it?

A female equivalent to a hard-on. When experiencing intense erotic excitement, a lady's vaginal cavity expands to allow entry of penis/fist/vegetable etc. This causes a 'gap' that needs to be filled: a wide on. It is arguable that gay men can also experience an 'anal wide-on', which of course suggests that certain women could experience a 'double wide-on'.

Ooh that Brad Pitt's a real dish. He really gives me a WIDE ON!

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What does "Wide" mean?

The female equivalent to a male hard on. The woman's vagina swells up until it resembles a tazered, twitching piece of liver, and the man can enjoy a snug, responsive ride, much like a European Sports car that looks like the organ of a cow.

In due time, she had achieved a wide on. Fortunately Bert was finished before his ass cheeks collapsed.

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Wide - what does it mean?

Scots:
antagonistic, provocative, out of order

a "wide cunt" is one who would push the normal definitions of polite intrapersonal behaviour, in order to provoke a reaction.

"Your mother may be described as a sexually promiscuous woman, one blessed niether with good manners nor good looks"

"fuck off you wide cunt."

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Wide - meaning

cool, rad. Often used to describe a job well done or a group of awesome people.

"That was some wide playing," said the football coach
"You guys are totally wide," said Jessica.

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Wide - definition

like a boner but for women, implying that there vagina gets wide from being horny.

ohhhhhhhh god that guy is so hot, i'm getting so wide

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Wide - slang

putting your business out in the open; usually a secret, or information you wouldn't normally share. Basically calling yourself or others out.

Happens often when someone is intoxicated.

You saw Kelly and Jacob all over each other in the corner?! They are so wide right now!

Kevin: I had sooo much sex with that girl last night!
Jaquelle: Dude, you mad wide right now!

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Wide

To Describe Something or Someone As Cool, Tubular, or Rad.
Say You Just Made Up An Amazing Riff On The Guitar
The Opposite To "Slim"

"Dude, That Was Fucking Wide"

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Wide

A mispronunciation of the word "wired". It means that you are very excited or hyped. Usually used before a fight. The term originated in Dallas, Texas. Synonyms are "wired", "crunk", or "wide up"

Them boys down by Kiest 'n' Polk been jumpin' stupid. Bro, I'm wide up, lets go get 'em.

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Wide

What the like and dislike buttons are now.

Is it my computer, an error, or are the like and dislike buttons suddenly wider than before?

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