Definder - what does the word mean?

What is wide?

What the like and dislike buttons are now.

Is it my computer, an error, or are the like and dislike buttons suddenly wider than before?

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Wide - what is it?

a female version of a hard-on.

That guy in accounting is way hot. Everytime he walks by my desk I get a wide-on!

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What does "wide" mean?

When sexually aroused, a wide-on is the phenomenon of a woman's labia widening in order to accomodate the male hard-on which they so desire.

"Fuck me that guy is sexy. I've got a wide-on like a wind tunnel just thinking about him on top of me!"

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Wide - what does it mean?

The distaff term for the male 'hard on.'

(1)Sexual:She really has a wide-on for that guy.
(2)Dislike:She sure has a wide-on for her co workers.

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Wide - meaning

A female equivalent to a hard-on. When experiencing intense erotic excitement, a lady's vaginal cavity expands to allow entry of penis/fist/vegetable etc. This causes a 'gap' that needs to be filled: a wide on. It is arguable that gay men can also experience an 'anal wide-on', which of course suggests that certain women could experience a 'double wide-on'.

Ooh that Brad Pitt's a real dish. He really gives me a WIDE ON!

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Wide - definition

The female equivalent to a male hard on. The woman's vagina swells up until it resembles a tazered, twitching piece of liver, and the man can enjoy a snug, responsive ride, much like a European Sports car that looks like the organ of a cow.

In due time, she had achieved a wide on. Fortunately Bert was finished before his ass cheeks collapsed.

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Wide - slang

the 'ok bet' of the future, coined by @felixbenjamins on TikTok.

-"bro did you get me the coffee i asked you for"
-"yeah"
-"ok, wide"

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Wide

to be in the know about something. as in the expression "gates wide".

"are ya wide Shayno?" "yeah Bego, gates wide"

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Wide

Someone or something that is annoying, irritating, stupid, or uncalled for.

Dude1: Yeah, so I hit her in the face with a baseball bat.

Dude2: That was pretty wide of you, man.

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Wide

Scots:
antagonistic, provocative, out of order

a "wide cunt" is one who would push the normal definitions of polite intrapersonal behaviour, in order to provoke a reaction.

"Your mother may be described as a sexually promiscuous woman, one blessed niether with good manners nor good looks"

"fuck off you wide cunt."

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