Definder - what does the word mean?

What is WIDE ON?

Someone or something that is annoying, irritating, stupid, or uncalled for.

Dude1: Yeah, so I hit her in the face with a baseball bat.

Dude2: That was pretty wide of you, man.

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WIDE ON - video


WIDE ON - what is it?

When a female is sexually aroused

Girl 1:Check out that hot guy over there.
Girl 2: Oh yeah he's hot, he totally gives me a wide on.

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What does "WIDE ON" mean?

when a women gets all sexual she will get a wide-on, its like the female equivelant of a hard on

"jenny hada right wide-on the other night, thought she was guna cream"

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WIDE ON - what does it mean?

What the like and dislike buttons are now.

Is it my computer, an error, or are the like and dislike buttons suddenly wider than before?

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WIDE ON - meaning

a female version of a hard-on.

That guy in accounting is way hot. Everytime he walks by my desk I get a wide-on!

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WIDE ON - definition

When sexually aroused, a wide-on is the phenomenon of a woman's labia widening in order to accomodate the male hard-on which they so desire.

"Fuck me that guy is sexy. I've got a wide-on like a wind tunnel just thinking about him on top of me!"

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WIDE ON - slang

The distaff term for the male 'hard on.'

(1)Sexual:She really has a wide-on for that guy.
(2)Dislike:She sure has a wide-on for her co workers.

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WIDE ON

A female equivalent to a hard-on. When experiencing intense erotic excitement, a lady's vaginal cavity expands to allow entry of penis/fist/vegetable etc. This causes a 'gap' that needs to be filled: a wide on. It is arguable that gay men can also experience an 'anal wide-on', which of course suggests that certain women could experience a 'double wide-on'.

Ooh that Brad Pitt's a real dish. He really gives me a WIDE ON!

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WIDE ON

The female equivalent to a male hard on. The woman's vagina swells up until it resembles a tazered, twitching piece of liver, and the man can enjoy a snug, responsive ride, much like a European Sports car that looks like the organ of a cow.

In due time, she had achieved a wide on. Fortunately Bert was finished before his ass cheeks collapsed.

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WIDE ON

Scots:
antagonistic, provocative, out of order

a "wide cunt" is one who would push the normal definitions of polite intrapersonal behaviour, in order to provoke a reaction.

"Your mother may be described as a sexually promiscuous woman, one blessed niether with good manners nor good looks"

"fuck off you wide cunt."

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