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What is the football?Playing football in full out bling. "I saw Fiddy Cent and Lloyd Banks footballing the other afternoon. They were hella gangsta, running around the park with their chains swinging around, catching passes." the football - videoThe football - what is it?One who plays the sport of Football (Association Football). Hey, have you seen that new kid from England? What does "the football" mean?When a girl is playing footsie with you, and her foot travels up to your crotch. She was playing football with me all through dinner. The football - what does it mean?The greatest and most popular sport in history with more than 5 times the TV audience of the next most popular (cricket - every radio and TV in the sub-continent is permanently tuned to Pakistan/India cricket matches - that's a big audience). Football is, without question, the defining sporting activity of the human race. The football - meaningAn overhyped game where a player throws or catches a ball then runs. βFootball is too overhyped these days manβ The football - definitionA name given to two different sports in which America and the rest of the world use to waste their lives away constantly arguing over which is better. Honestly, I'm an American. And I love the game of American football. But notice how I haven't said that I hate football (aka soccer). In fact, I love that sport, too. I just totally suck at it. Haha. C'mon, be real ya'll. Both games are cool. Even rugby too. It's cool. I have no idea how to play it, but I enjoy trying. It's all preference. For all ya'll that say football is whack cause we wear padding, go ahead and say whatever the fuck you want to say. That padding protects us so we can stay a little safer to enjoy the game a little longer. I don't care if I don't use it, I've tackled mofos twice my size without any padding on. The point I'm trying to make; All three games are great. They all require stratedgy, strength, speed, and endurance. So just shut the fuck up, grab the ball that suits you, and play your damn game already. You got that? Kay, just helping out. I'm just a 15yr old from a small town. Yeah, yeah... What do I know? Honestly? I know it's fucking pointless for ya'll to fight over sports. So just save your shit for someone who's still too much of a punk to simply enjoy a game of American football, football, or rugby. Peace people! Damn. Haha. (just writing to fill in this shit :P) The football - slangThe round form of the drug Zanax that also comes in another form called sticks this form is in the shape of a football. She just bought three footballs, you want one? The footballA name of various sports *BRIT*: Let's watch some football *proceeds to turn on barcelona vs juventus game* The footballOK, here goes... slowly: (Somewhere in the world, exept USA): -Let's play football! The footballThe Presidential briefcase that contains launch codes to launch nuclear missiles. It travels with him anywhere he goes allowing him to start a nuclear war from anywhere at anytime. The President can launch a nuclear missile from anywhere using "The Football" |
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