Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Whiteout?

A whiteout is when a man allows his penis to do all of his thinking for him. Akin to "blacking out" from being drunk, he may lose the ability to form coherent sentences, and begin communicating with offensively suggestive guttural sounds towards people.

The prevailing hypothesis suggests this is caused by a backlog of semen rushing to the cranium, soaking into the brain and impairing it's function. Once the whiteout is over, the man usually does not remember where he is, what he said, or what he did.

-Hey, why is Neal acting so aggressive and brash tonight?
-He must be having a whiteout because he saw a nice pair of jugs. We should issue a warning to everyone in the area: Hide the women and children.

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Whiteout - what is it?

To bust/cum on a girls face and then blow on it to dry it up

She said i couldn't bust in her mouth so i gave that bitch a whiteout!

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What does "Whiteout" mean?

During a blizzard, you can't see a thing due to the wind & snow, not even your boots!

I was in a whiteout & it was freaky to not be able to see even an inch in front of my face! I couldn't even see the ground or my boots!

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Whiteout - what does it mean?

A party where everyone wheres white. White pants, shoes, shirts etc

Also known as Glow

Yes, GLOW the soca fete, that for some reason people call it by the wrong name, when it is in fact Whiteout

"you can't get in with jeans, its a whiteout fete"

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Whiteout - meaning

A Whiteout is a person who has large gums, and is always showing them off because she is so glad that she can kiss certains peoples asses, that she is always showing her teef

"man what a bitch"
"yah she is a complete Whiteout"

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Whiteout - definition

To have loads of cum all over your face

dude did you get whiteout last night?

nah man

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Whiteout - slang

A Sniff drug That is most exelent snifige dawgg.

Sniff this shit Dillon!

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Whiteout

Being extremely paranoid about those around and you chode, as well as resembling wolverine.

Holy shit whiteout thinks everybody hates him, and he needs to shave his sideburns.

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Whiteout

When a white person has completely overused something or changed it in a way that compliments their whiteness.

Person 1: Have you seen the new girl?
Person 2: No, what's her name?
Person 1: Heighleigh.
Person 2: Wow that sounds like such a whiteout name.

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Whiteout

Partaking of too much leaf causing sudden nausea and a draining of blood from the face - hence the 'white'. Usually followed by upchucking an passing out in a pile on the floor

Dave had too much of the spliff and suddenly did a whiteout

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