Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Wheaties?

A box of Wheaties in your crotch. Usually slightly obscured by the rest of your metal armor. Can be viewed while watching the show 'Ronin Warriors.'

Look at that guy's crotch Wheaties. They're family size.

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Wheaties - what is it?

A girl whose sex game is so good, you need to eat your Wheaties in the morning and rest up before you go have sex with her.

Last night I fucked Brenda and let me tell you that bitch is a Wheaties girl.

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What does "Wheaties" mean?

An adorable lovable wheaten terrier dog

There's nothing like the unconditional love and kisses from my sweetie wheatie.

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Wheaties - what does it mean?

the slang term for someone that is sexually attracted to bread

"Jessica, get that bread loaf out of your vagina!" exclaimed Barbara.
"I can't help that I'm a wheatie, Barbara." replied Jessica.

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Wheaties - meaning

the rough and grainy texture of a penis

"His penis felt very wheaty."

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Wheaties - definition

Pronounced wee-T.

1. A slanderous word used to describe brown people in the same way that nigger was used to describe black people.

2. Also, a very crumbly cracker.

Amanda "Did. You see that brown man asking for stuff?"
Jason "Yeah! What a wheaty."

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Wheaties - slang

the rough texture of a penis

His penis felt wheaty.

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Wheaties

The breakfast of champions.

Mommy, I'm gonna have some wheaties for breakfast, because I'm a champion.

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Wheaties

really good weed

Man, let's go get some wheaties!

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Wheaties

When you wake up in the morning with a girl next to you that you hardly know and then have great butt sex with her. It is the new breakfast of champions.

8:30 am....
"Steve, how do I get back to your place?"
"You take Franklin back to LaSalle...wait where the fuck are you?"
"I slept at some girls place."
"Did you bang her?"
"No, but I ate my wheaties when I woke up."
"Huh?"
"I fucked her in the ass."
"Oh, word."
"Ya, it's the new breakfast of champions."

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