What is loaf?

a lazy person that lies about doing work and wants everyone to think they are the victim.

see Badria Al-jamal & Eeyore. Both are loafs.

loaf - meme gif

Billy's ex-girlfriend, herself a loaf, married another loaf.

Shut up or I'll loaf ya!

popular: "man, i gotta go bake a loaf"

The term 'loaf' refers to someone's hairstyle that appears to have the same shape as a rising loaf of bread pouring out the top of a baking tin.

look at John's hair it's a total loaf.

Short for "Loaf of Bread", which is Cockney rhyming slang for "Head".
Loaf of bread? Head..See?

"Use your loaf!" Translates as: Think about it!" "Use your head!" "Don't be stupid!"

A turd.(Esp. an elongated turd with a tapered end)

Excuse me please, I have to go pinch a loaf.

ur such a loaf!

Someone who knowingly takes too long to do something.

"Wow Rob, hurry up you loaf"

when a cat is laying down with no legs out; bonus points if the tail is tucked in

Look at that little loaf!!!