I scream Colorado head butt seconds prior to going through the motions of an actual head butt but just prior to heads connecting I stop and straight punch to the nuts as their eyes are closed expecting a head butt

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Head butt - definition

When you are fucking a chick in the ass, and right when you are about to cum, you chop off her head, and quickly burn down their house, then ejaculate on the remains.

Last night I viking head butted your mother.

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Head butt - slang

When a girl is going down on you, and she is coming up for air you whip lash her as hard as you can with your "head" on her forehead so that a mushroom tattoo appears.

Girl: "::Slurp slurp, gasp::"
Pendleton: ::thwack::
Girl: "Ow why did you do that!"
Pendleton: "PENDLETON HEAD BUTT BITCH!"

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Head butt

When a man runs full-force with an erect penis into their partner's face. This act is highly dangerous and often fatal, as it requires great cunning and penile precision.

Jake: Hey, did you hear what happened to Alex? Tried to give his girlfriend Miranda a Missouri Head Butt last night. Wound up in the hospital. He might not make it.

Bobby: Oh my God! Why didn't he just listen to us and give her a Steaming Hot Pan instead?!

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Head butt

the act of stiking the penile head in the anus of another person.

"Hey babe. Wanna Head Butt me?"

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Head butt

To hit someone with your head, causing them to fall on their butt.

Zidane just head butted another one.

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