What is Vladimir Putin's?

a russian zoophilic. in other words, he has sex with farm animals and makes for a fantastic debate topic. he also enjoys fondling ricebutts and encourages masturbation during public forum debates. long live putin!

ahh i'm thinking about headin down to the ol' farmhouse and gettin it on with a sheep vladimir putin style.

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Vladimir Putin's - what is it?

Some mobster that somehow made his way to presidency and Russia, and enjoys posing shirtless while on horses. He also enjoys the following: Nukes, guns, soldiers, threats, racism, and Russia.

Some person: I've got an impossible task for you.
Some other person: Yes?
Some person: Go through all of the pictures of Vladimir Putin without barfing, dying of boredom, and/or losing your mind.
Some other person: O_O

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What does "Vladimir Putin's" mean?

a former kgb member who is credited with bringing russia out of the soviet union. Apparently skilled in judo, sharpshooting, military commanding, singing, Modern Warfare, swimming, and invading Georgia, he is considered to be a prime candidate for the worlds most badass.

Vladimir Putin, that is who i want to be.

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Vladimir Putin's - what does it mean?

A dictator that Donald Trump admires; the only person off-limits to Trump's attacks.

Q: What is 12 inches long and hangs between Vladimir Putin's legs?
A: Donald Trump's tie

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Vladimir Putin's - meaning

Donald Trumps Dad

wow, did you see Vladimir Putin yesterday

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Vladimir Putin's - definition

Some thirsty ass mofo who wants world domination

Vladimir Putin: We've seized Crimea and now we've got Ukraine in our hands, nothing can stop me now from world domination, MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Secretary: Uh- Mr. Putin
Vladimir Putin: WHAT, WHAT??? Can't you see I'm having my evil moment??
Secretary: Yes Mr. Putin, but to your dismay, Ukraine is winning the war.
Vladimir Putin: I-

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