What is Vladimir Putin?

The russian president, also a bitch who wants Ukraine's land back, and started a war with them for no reason.

"Vladimir putin has started a war against Ukraine and says: if any other countries get involved everybody will see bloodshed like none before"

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Vladimir Putin - video

Vladimir Putin - what is it?

Easily the worst person in the entire world that's currently alive. You could argue he's worse than Hitler and he's without a doubt worst than Kim Jong Un and Xi Jinping combined. He ruins his own country and other countries at the same time.

FUCK VLADIMIR PUTIN HE'S A FUCKING PATHETIC RETARDED CUNT

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What does "Vladimir Putin" mean?

Vladimir Putin

Man of diminutive stature with enormous, usually nationalist chip on his shoulder. Vladimir Putins will attempt to combat the shame felt over their height and the disgraceful state of their country/countrymen by staging increasingly bizarre macho photo shoots, usually involving the persecution of a wild animal. The successful Vladimir Putin will usually live among peasants, and skilfully manipulate their base instincts to create an unassailable power base. The Vladimir Putin tends to become increasingly detached from reality in the absence of criticism from his subjugated peasant hordes, and finds himself driven to indulge in increasingly inappropriate behaviour such as singing, dancing, expounding the virtues of “Rep music”, and instructing the wives of world leaders to make cabbage soup. He will normally benefit from a complete absence of the concept of irony among his followers, allowing almost all barriers of bad taste and cringeworthiness to be smashed down without fear of reprisal.

I wouldn’t let your dog anywhere near that little weirdo. He’s a real Vladimir Putin. Before you know it he’ll have ripped his shirt off, sung heartbreak hotel and strangled it.

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Vladimir Putin - what does it mean?

Some mobster that somehow made his way to presidency and Russia, and enjoys posing shirtless while on horses. He also enjoys the following: Nukes, guns, soldiers, threats, racism, and Russia.

Some person: I've got an impossible task for you.
Some other person: Yes?
Some person: Go through all of the pictures of Vladimir Putin without barfing, dying of boredom, and/or losing your mind.
Some other person: O_O

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Vladimir Putin - meaning

A dictator that Donald Trump admires; the only person off-limits to Trump's attacks.

Q: What is 12 inches long and hangs between Vladimir Putin's legs?
A: Donald Trump's tie

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Vladimir Putin - definition

Some thirsty ass mofo who wants world domination

Vladimir Putin: We've seized Crimea and now we've got Ukraine in our hands, nothing can stop me now from world domination, MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Secretary: Uh- Mr. Putin
Vladimir Putin: WHAT, WHAT??? Can't you see I'm having my evil moment??
Secretary: Yes Mr. Putin, but to your dismay, Ukraine is winning the war.
Vladimir Putin: I-

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