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What is world domination?

Sexual behaviors engaged in by individuals suffering from a sexual disorder referred to by clinical psychologists as 'Douchebagitus'. (see Douchebagitus) The disorder is commonly found in those who enjoy working in middle to upper management for large corporations, business entrepreneurs, politicians, investment bankers, and women who are nursing or pregnant.
The specific sexual behaviors of those diagnosed with the disorder vary, however are similar in that the consequences of the sexual behaviors result in the rape and destruction of mother earth and/or the subjugation and objectification of humanity. 'Douchebagery' is a term often used by clinical psychologists to describe these behaviors. (see Douchebagery)
While these behaviors cause the afflicted individuals anxiety and loss of enjoyment and the earth to become uglified and uninhabitable, the afflicting individuals with Douchebagitus usually experience orgasmic euphoria either upon completion of the behavior or when witnessing the consequences of their behaviors. Viewing bank statements, viewing crushed spirits, and signing documents are activities that often trigger the orgasmic euphoria in the individual with Douchebagitus.

World Domination... In rare cases the euphoria can become constant, which signals a chronic Douchebagitus condition. Psychologists theorize that the cause of constant euphoria in the individual is the result of the individual behaving in a manner that results in perpetual destruction of the earth and/or humanity. A case study performed on President George W. Bush Jr. during his presidency found him to be in this state of constant euphoria. The constant euphoria resulted in an IQ level of 52, an inability to articulate speech, a blank stare, and contorted facial expressions. Psychologists also theorize that the delayed and nonchalant response to the BP oil leak was caused by an intense euphoria experienced by many individuals with Douchebagitus.

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World domination - what is it?

World domination is something that will soon be achieved by the ABC squad this new world order will have complete control, It will punish all criminals to Australia were they will be forced to dig a trench anyone deemed a criminal by the ABC squad will go the the left side of Australia were they will live the rest of there lifes all the radical ppl will also be labeled as criminals and then be sent to Australia as well, along with this there is a lot more but to put in summary earth will soon become a utopia all of the details and the entire plan will soon be published on the internet under the label "ABC squad world domination"

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peson 1: thank you masters for providing us a utopia with your world domination
ABC squad: you are very welcome

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What does "world domination" mean?

1. See Microsoft
2. To own the world. Often used in the same sentence as Nintendo, Sony, Microsoft, Bill Gates, America, and George Bush

Microsoft is so huge we might as well give them the world, geez.

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World domination - what does it mean?

It all comes down to one word...Mcdonalds

Everywhere u go, you see the big, yellow M. You cant tell me that they arent the quiet achievers of world domination!

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World domination - meaning

The ultimate aim of the llama.

"The llama's are revolting! They are moments from achieving world domination...."

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World domination - definition

Something George W. Bush, Osama Bin Laden, Saddam Hussein, and Microsoft are trying to achieve

World Domination would suck

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World domination - slang

The complete and utter domination of the world (Earth, Terra Firma) under the cold and iron grip of me! (or some other weird, generic megalomaniac).

All I need is a wet towel, a chicken burrito, and my fist. World domination will be easy after that...

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World domination

One word will rule them all...STARBUCKS!
Seriously, Starbucks in trying to take over the world with caffeine, sugar, and trans fat....oh, you thought fraps were just ice and milk? think again....

But wait, another contender is on the battlefield!...APPLE and the iPod! Oh wait, they're making a peace treaty!

When Starbucks achieves world domination, water will cost more than frappuchinos. And Apple will be supply Mac computers for the registers, and iPods for the baristas. The horror!

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World domination

To rule the World or to have a huge influence on the direction it is moving.

Hitler tried to rule the World but lost.

Bill Gates is ahead of the game 7-0 and looking strong.

Santa has the most say.

Who ever is behind that Santa guy has the goal to achieve World Domination.

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World domination

An event where one person, or perhaps even a group of people, have absolute control of the entire planet.

Usually a basic goal of the main evil character in a kid's action cartoon.

Something everybody wants.

"Everybody wants to rule the world"
-that one song

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