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What is Sony?
The auto-corrected version of shit.
I love to play with my Sony.
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Sony - what is it?
The worst piece of shit company that makes shitty products with shittier customer care and service centers.....
Person 1: I made the worst mistake ever
Person 2: what was that?
Person 1: i bought a Sony
Person 2: fuck man what were you thinking!
What does "Sony" mean?
A Multi-Trillion company That offers a large variety of products including; Robots PlayStation Video Game Consoles Semiconductors Stereo Systems Televisions Walkman Music Players Sony Ericson Cell Phones Vaio Laptop And Desktop Computers Cameras Software And More They have a history of supporting new formats such as bluray. They also controll a large amount of the music iand Video inistory.
James: "Sony is 'Da bomb!"
Gretchen: "I know, right? "
Sony - what does it mean?
A company defined best in one word, asshole.
Sony is responsible for the death of SEGA in the console business and The Emoji Movie...
Sony killed SEGA and our eyes with the emoji movie
Sony - meaning
A very money hungry corporation that would even go so far as to make a huge IP an exclusive for their console.
Sony: Gimme money. Sony Fan: Np, my credit card number is 1111-2222-3333-1234. Everyone Else: Fuck off, im just gonna pirate it.
Sony - definition
To bail or back out of previous plans, due to giving in to threats or pressure.
Yo dude, why you pull a Sony on us last night. We waited for you dude.
Sony - slang
One of the most greedy and dishonest electronic companies out there. They started out with just PC's and TV's, but in 1995, they released the Sony PlayStation. Since then, they have used dirty tactics to push themselves ahead in the market scheme. Such as keeping people away from Nintendo because they have "kiddie games." Also saying that other consoles explode out of nowhere. Also saying their own laptops explode, because of a programming error. This is all just to get more money. Sony is definitely not a pure company. They don't care about their gamers at all, and just want to hoard tons of cash.
Ironically, "Sony" roughly translates to "Tyrant."
Wade: Should I get a PS3?
Me: No fucking way. It's ugly as shit, has no good games, and probably has another one of Sony's "programming errors." Get a Wii or an XBOX 360 instead.
Random Jackass Fanboy: sony iz teh fuckin haxxorz u faggetard i iz teh gonna FUCKIN KILL U!!!1!one
Me: Congradulations! You're now property of the greediest electronic copany on earth.
Sony
Japanese for "extortion." Overpriced products with overpriced repairs.
Brian: It's going to cost 700 dollars to fix my Sony Vaio!
Chris: That's why they're called Sony!
Sony
The Microsoft of electronics. Like Microsoft a buch of idiots and morons bash their products simply cause Sony made them...
The following is an actual conversation I once had:
Me: Hey check out my PSP.
Idiot: Dude that thing is crap!
Me: What exactly makes it crap?
Idiot: Sony made it.
Me: So t could be the best handheld ever and it would still be crap to you just cause Sony made it?
Idiot: Yup.
Me: *Gives idiot a Dead Arm, walks away*
Sony
A company that's 10 times bigger than Microsoft but gets a free pass from the fanboy American public because they have Squaresoft games and don't railroad American companies. Overcharges for their electronics because of the name regardless of more reliable brands being out there for cheaper.
I listened to my Sony-licensed CD with my Sony-made Discman with Sony-made headphones while playing my Sony Playstation 2 with NFL Gameday 2004 made by Sony-owned 989. Then I played Sony-owned Everquest on my Sony-made Vaio laptop online while listening to Sony-licenced Joan of Arcadia on my Sony television.
Bill Gates could only dream of having that much power.