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What is SEGA?
It's a video game company that had some successful games and went down the drain. They make enjoyable games just like nintendo, squaresoft, microsoft and sony does. Fan boys are just plain silly and will try to say xbox is the best, nintendo is the best, or sony is the best..etc
Don't believe this hype. They all got something to offer, I've had a hell of a lot of fun with genesis, snes, nes, xbox, ps and people who says any of those suck are just stupid fanboys.
Sega sucks, if you like Sega you suck. I'm a stupid little fan boy
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SEGA - what is it?
An extremely creative game company that made and continues to make revolutionary games of excellent quality. Its last two consoles were failures due to poor marketing and Square & EA becoming Sony's bitches, and the fanboys that followed the PlayStation because of that.
Sega's excellent repertoire of games/series include: Sonic the Hedgehog, Streets of Rage, Phantasy Star, Shining Force, Shinobi, Vectorman, Ecco the Dolphin, Virtua Fighter, Shenmue, Jet Set Radio, Crazy Taxi, Skies of Arcadia, and more.
What does "SEGA" mean?
1.A haven for creative geniuses with no business sence.
2.Creaters of Sonic, NiGHTS, Ecco, Shining Force, and other countless beauties
3.God
4.the people you raised me
5.The ASSHOLES WHO DIDN'T SEND BACK MY WORKING 32-X THAT I SENT IN FOR MINOR REPAIRS
6.The true gamers lord
7.Old school
Sega, we hardly knew thee.....rest in peace, and dream of NiGHTS flying by, and Sonic speeding past you.....goodnight, sweet prince
SEGA - what does it mean?
a slang term meaning marajuana that one would use so nobody knows that you're talkin about marajuana
"Yo J Dubs, we gonna play sega tonight?"
"hell yeah man we're gettin blazed tonight"
SEGA - meaning
One of the most creative developers in the industry, many times underappreciated in the American market due to the "non-violent enough" games. Was killed by the Saturn, but just reported it's first profit in a decade.
How has SEGA survived a decade with absolutely no profits O_o
SEGA - definition
Good Games Bad systems. Constatly crushed in console wars wich is kinda of a shame. Neede better marketing.
Prime example of great games on Sega systems
Phantasy Star 4 (Genesis)
Shing Force 2 (Genesis)
Sonic 1-All (All)
Gunstar Heroes (One of my fav games ever)(Genesis)
Guardian Heroes(Saturn)
It's a good thing Sega only makes games now, otherwise theyd just be crushed again
SEGA - slang
Greatest console/game/arcade developer/publisher in history, Never has, and never will, any company achieve such massive greatness and acclaim in so many ventures and on so many formats.
Often said to be the victim of its own mistakes, which is only half-true. After SEGA went third-party, it turned its profits around and became a massively successful company on the verge of extending that success and profit margin to its home development.
In truth the victim of a back-stabbing, immoran parent company, CSK; who behind closed doors sold out SEGA to the most hostile (and Yakuza-linked) parasite ever - Sammy corporation, headed by Satan's spawn, Hajime Satome. In october 2004, SEGA was dissolved anmd its assets made part of SSL, a new holding company which in truth is Sammy whoring SEGA's name on its subpar garbage in order to make it sell. Darkwatch and Spy Fiction are two examples of this trash which drags down SEGA's name. The more outspoken and independent developers have already left SEGA after Sammy, saying that SEGA as they loved it no longer existed; great minds such As Rikiya Nakagwa, Tetsuya Mizuguchi, and others. Sonikku-Team's Yuji Naka has always been resentful of Sammy - as has SEGA"s entire former executive board, which rejected numerous overtures from the yakuza-linked pachinko mafia company before - and has stuck with 'SEGA' as it is now out of his extreme loyalty and devotion, but sooner or later he and the lieks of Yu Suzuki will leave. They will only be able to take their beloved franchises being raped and molested - Sonic into pachinko, Shenmue into online nonsense - so much.
SEGA is also the victim of general bias and hate from both the gaming 'media' and 'gamers' in general; both of whom are indoctrinated to believe Nintendo is the be-all and end-all of gaming creativity when in truth Mityamotyo'd creative output is dwarfed by ay one SEGA development stidio and slaughtered by Yu Suzuki alone. When companies such as RARE and UbiSoft are sold or sell-out, these typical sheep are up in arms. When SEGA was literally raped, butchered and murdered slowly by Sammy, nary a word from the press or the 'gaming' community, which is proof positive of the incapability of the majority of humans to care for the right cause or see the suffering of the innocent, as well as blight over and ignore the evil of the powerful. SEGA's death is a micricosm of the situation in Occupied Palestine, Tibet, Aceh, et al. SEGA's death is proof that humanity is pathetic.
SEGA will live forever in the hearts of true gamers but is never easy to forget the violent rape and death of those you love. May SEGA be avenged and Sammy's yoke burned.
Pioneer in arcade techonology and its leader to this day and in home console development and game content; ie Samba de Amigo, Virtua Fighter, Dreamcast.
SEGA
Screwing Every Gamer Again
See Everyone Get Angry
See Every Gamer Annoyed
The Rigged UFO Catcher machine was made by Sega to See Every Gamer Annoyed.
SEGA
An evil company that was started in 1934 by Adolf Hitler,and then in the earlier 1950s,Nuked the aliens than had the remedy for immortality,and now,they have over 100,000,001 H-bombs
Oh crap,SEGA launched nukes at us!!!!!!
SEGA
Service Games.
Made in the 1960s by an American named David Rosen. The company started off as a successful photo boot company, bought out a Japanese jukebox company, and started making games in the 1970s. The company began making consoles in the 1980s, the most successful being the SEGA Genesis (1988), the SEGA Saturn (the Japanese version of course)(1994), and the SEGA Dreamcast(1998). After the surprising failure of the SEGA Dreamcast to pull the company out of its half-decade of debt from releasing poor quality consoles before the SEGA Saturn, SEGA sold itself out to Nintendo, Sony, and Microsoft.
Once I was a SEGA fan, now I do my gaming on my trusty old PC.