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What is Emoji Movie?
A massive sin. Referring to the trend of people using emojis. This movie makes you feel like shit, it punches you directly in the nuts saying: “wow, you’re a fucking idiot for watching this movie. Good job wasting your money on something pointless, I hope you are happy with your result.” It’s hell. Trust me, my cousin dared me to watch this movie, Can I get my money back? Glad this movie gets a shitty rating. Good job, Sony Animations. You have hit a new low.
Derek: hey, buddy wanna watch the emoji movie to torture ourselves?
Jason: you’re block button looks so good rn.
Emoji Movie - video
Emoji Movie - what is it?
A cinematic masterpiece, jacksfilms puts it best with, "I give the Emoji Movie a 💯 out of ten!"
"This me me big boy got to see the FANTASTIC Emoji Movie on July 28!"
What does "Emoji Movie" mean?
A gift from the gods oscar winner 10 years in a row and 4k hd quality it includes some great famous emokis such as poo and a meh.
Theres not much else you can ask from a movie.
Im seeing the emoji movie!
Friend : its rated 10 percent on rotten tomatoes
*struck by lightning*
Emoji Movie - what does it mean?
An outright masterpiece, it’s the Norton Shakspeare for this generation. It has one countless Oscars and countless awards in animation, voice acting, and the movement of the story.
“ yo dawg I just saw the emoji move”
“ no way all the tickets are sold out”
The emoji movie means masterpiece
Emoji Movie - meaning
an incredibly insensitive slur used only for when someone is being an asshole
"Dude You are so Emoji Movie"
"Fuck You to hell Asshole"
Emoji Movie - definition
Nothing can define this Nightmare. It's "shit-factor" extends beyond to what a Black Hole can Succ. Anything that makes contact to this entity will be obliterated and would have a 99.99% chance of becoming not only blind and deaf, but also have their arms and legs severed from the waves of light that blast out of the screen. Nothing is sacred; not even the Sailor Cartoon Movie Reboot that everyone wanted.
There is no example that can explain what the "Emoji Movie" is. "Sony Animations has hit a new low"
Emoji Movie - slang
A shitty attempt at a cashgrab. The emoji movie fails as a movie in every possible way.
You like the emoji movie? What are you, fucking gay?
Emoji Movie
The cringiest thing in the world. I mean, I knew that Hollywood was running out of ideas, but this is a new low.
Congratulations Hollywood, you've sunk rock bottom on ideas for kids to watch. Emojis are now ruined forever.
Did I mention that it has a 9% critics rating and a 40% audience approval?
Wow this is movie is hell cramped in a room don't waste your time watching it
you: ok we're watching a movie what do you want to watch
little sibling: the emoji movie!
you: >:O NO THAT IS TOTAL CRAP ANYTHING BUT THAT
little sibling: :\
Emoji Movie
Kid: Mommy, can we watch the Emoji Movie?
Mother: Hell no son, that movie is Cancer your grounded for the next 5 years.
Kid: Spends the rest of his life alone with no friends because he wanted to see the Emoji Movie.
Emoji Movie
An 86 minute long commercial
Halfway through the movie:
Person 1: When is the Emoji Movie gonna start?
Person 2: Wdym. This is the movie!