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What is Oscars?
A small Italian man who wears red overalls and a red cap with the letter M on it he can jump high but that’s about it. He loves magic mushrooms and when he’s high he seems to think he’s tall and can spit fire balls so don’t go on front of him when he has shrooms.
Guy 1: hey I was playing super Oscar bros the other day
Guy 2: it’s mario bros u fucking idiot
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Oscars - what is it?
A short hispanic, sexy guy with a charming smile. Likes to laugh alot and is very humorous. He loves his friends and has one personality that everyone likes. Shy at first but can make your day when needed. He won't let his friends fall because he will fall with them and help them get up. Is very athletic and loves soccer. A great lover and amazing friend. Knows how to kiss good and is a great sex partner. Although short, he can be big in romance.
Oscar is so attractive, I love him.
What does "Oscars" mean?
Something Leonardo Dicaprio doesn't have
Poor Leonardo didn't get his oscar
Oscars - what does it mean?
A malignant cringefest where once a year some of the worlds biggest egos congregate for the express purpose of engaging in a mass circlejerk. A night where Hollywood’s liberal elite deign to speak to the proletariat masses about social justice and wokeness, while somehow managing to ignore the fact that they work in one on the most morally bankrupt industries in the country. Watching a puppy get eaten would be a worthier way to spend your evening.
John: Hey, the Oscars are on. Wanna tune in? Jane: Nah, lets watch the Home Shopping Network instead.
Oscars - meaning
An Oscar
She deserves these
All of them .. for the rest of eternity
If she is not true to her word
Absolute blinder
True goddess ….
If not .. it’s the heart of gold …
Maybe it takes one (broken) one to spot another …
Trouble with those …
Every fucker will leech them dry with no regard for the source … the person .. just drink the essence …
Maybe I am wrong …
I doubt it …
Oscar …. Award winner
This is not aimed at you directly Twinnie …
But you see the fuckery that follows me now daily …
Just realised the cleansing of old outdated energies
The 3 headed snake will resist .. lash out .. show it’s true colours …
Anyone would think all this was written like long ago … like a book .. or something …
Oscars - definition
A kid that guesses on class kahoots
Oscar Guessed every time
Oscars - slang
Oscars are super sweet Latinos with the cutest haircuts. The best person ever. They are the funniest person you'll ever meet. They're super cute and know how to make a girl laugh. They know how to make their gf smile, even when she's feeling sad. He is the smartest boy in his class and such a geek. When you meet an Oscar you'll realize how awesome they are and how lucky you are to know them. Oscars can get you through anything. Whether you're sick of school, taking an L, or doubting urself an Oscar will be there to save the day.
Did you hear she's dating Oscar, he's a real one.
Oscars
A belief or theory that opinions and actions should be taken with a laid-back attitude and that life should be stress-free.
-Did you study for the exam?
-No, I'm gonna improvise it. I'm an Oscarist.
-An Oscarist?
-I believe in Oscarism. You know, whatever happens happens. If I pass, great. If I fail, then that's just part of life.
Oscars
Once upon a time, they were the awards to the very best of cinema. But today they love to keep the Oscars away from incredibly talented people like Leonardo DiCaprio, Edward Norton, Christopher Nolan or Naomi Watts and instead giving them to not so talented people like Roberto Begnini, Reese Witherspoon, Jennifer Hudson (she sings great but her acting ain't that good) and Cuba Gooding Jr.
Oscars injustices:
a) The Hurt Locker winning the Oscar for best movie and (500) Days of Summer being totally ignored.
b) The King's Speech winning over Black Swann.
c) Roberto Beginini in Life is Beautiful winning over Edward Norton in American History X.
d) Reese Witherspoon in Walk the Line winning over Felicity Huffman in Transamerica.
e) Ignoring Andew Garfield for his acting in The Social Network.
Oscars
An Event which alot of people wait for and it turns out to be the worst event
did you see the Oscars? well i turned off the t.v when i read the nomineez