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What is the Oscars?
Oscar is one of the most amazing people you will ever meet. He is good looking with a great personality. He hasnt had a gurl friend as hes waiting for the perfect girl to stay with forever. He is liked by everyone and has the best hair ever. If u ever meet an Oscar become his bff and dont ever let him go. He is amazing at everything he trys especially dance singing and acting. He hates to admit tho its true that most girls fancy him (especially me xox). You can always trust him and hes always there for u. Love you xox
Girl 1: Hey look theres Oscar
Girl 2: Hes soooo dreamy
Girl 1: I know any girl would be lucky to have him
Girl 2: But hes to good for all the girls
the Oscars - video
The Oscars - what is it?
A small Italian man who wears red overalls and a red cap with the letter M on it he can jump high but that’s about it. He loves magic mushrooms and when he’s high he seems to think he’s tall and can spit fire balls so don’t go on front of him when he has shrooms.
Guy 1: hey I was playing super Oscar bros the other day
Guy 2: it’s mario bros u fucking idiot
What does "the Oscars" mean?
A short hispanic, sexy guy with a charming smile. Likes to laugh alot and is very humorous. He loves his friends and has one personality that everyone likes. Shy at first but can make your day when needed. He won't let his friends fall because he will fall with them and help them get up. Is very athletic and loves soccer. A great lover and amazing friend. Knows how to kiss good and is a great sex partner. Although short, he can be big in romance.
Oscar is so attractive, I love him.
The Oscars - what does it mean?
Something Leonardo Dicaprio doesn't have
Poor Leonardo didn't get his oscar
The Oscars - meaning
A malignant cringefest where once a year some of the worlds biggest egos congregate for the express purpose of engaging in a mass circlejerk. A night where Hollywood’s liberal elite deign to speak to the proletariat masses about social justice and wokeness, while somehow managing to ignore the fact that they work in one on the most morally bankrupt industries in the country. Watching a puppy get eaten would be a worthier way to spend your evening.
John: Hey, the Oscars are on. Wanna tune in? Jane: Nah, lets watch the Home Shopping Network instead.
The Oscars - definition
An Oscar
She deserves these
All of them .. for the rest of eternity
If she is not true to her word
Absolute blinder
True goddess ….
If not .. it’s the heart of gold …
Maybe it takes one (broken) one to spot another …
Trouble with those …
Every fucker will leech them dry with no regard for the source … the person .. just drink the essence …
Maybe I am wrong …
I doubt it …
Oscar …. Award winner
This is not aimed at you directly Twinnie …
But you see the fuckery that follows me now daily …
Just realised the cleansing of old outdated energies
The 3 headed snake will resist .. lash out .. show it’s true colours …
Anyone would think all this was written like long ago … like a book .. or something …
The Oscars - slang
A kid that guesses on class kahoots
Oscar Guessed every time
The Oscars
Oscars are super sweet Latinos with the cutest haircuts. The best person ever. They are the funniest person you'll ever meet. They're super cute and know how to make a girl laugh. They know how to make their gf smile, even when she's feeling sad. He is the smartest boy in his class and such a geek. When you meet an Oscar you'll realize how awesome they are and how lucky you are to know them. Oscars can get you through anything. Whether you're sick of school, taking an L, or doubting urself an Oscar will be there to save the day.
Did you hear she's dating Oscar, he's a real one.
The Oscars
A belief or theory that opinions and actions should be taken with a laid-back attitude and that life should be stress-free.
-Did you study for the exam?
-No, I'm gonna improvise it. I'm an Oscarist.
-An Oscarist?
-I believe in Oscarism. You know, whatever happens happens. If I pass, great. If I fail, then that's just part of life.
The Oscars
An awesome awards show with people in gorgeous dresses (other than Miley Cyrus) That is being hosted by JAMES FRANCO and ANNE HATHAWAY. James Franco being one of the most gorgeouss and best actors ever to grace the Oscar stage.
Guy 1- Yo, dude. You watching the Oscars tonight?
Girl- What the hell! Of course I am. I'm finishing my project early to watch the hot James Franco speak. Ahh....
Guy 2- OMG I am so watching that. Dude are you?
Guy 1- What? No. That's for homos.
Guy 2- WTF? (Punches Guy 1 in face).