Definder - what does the word mean?

What is pirate?

Uber Creatures that are above meer humans.
Equal to ninjas in all things including super ability's and prowess.
Worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Better then Joe Kuyper

Joe: Man Matt is such an awsome pirate
Leo: Ryans such a Ninja
Aaron: Their so much better then me
Dejay:I am not worthy to be near a Pirate like Matt or a Ninja like Ryan, cause I am gay

👍75 👎87


pirate - meme gif

pirate meme gif

pirate - video


Pirate - what is it?

A pirate can be:

1. A person who sails the oceans in search of adventure and ships to plunder for their booty.

2. Any item made illegally (aka bootleg).

3. Maddox is also a pirate.

1. Arrr! I am a pirate!

2. Yar! The quality of this Star Wars DVD is awful! Shiver me timbers, it's a pirated version! Whoever sold me this will be walking the plank!

3. Pirates kick ass.

👍37 👎19


What does "pirate" mean?

amazing how people define what an actual pirate is on a SLANG Dictionary...

A pirate is someone who downloads free shit all the time, thus are pirating. Someone who pirates is a pirate etc...

I'm a pirate, I'm always downloading torrents and shit like that.

👍87 👎73


Pirate - what does it mean?

A pirate, a thief of the sea, sails around in a boat theiving, killing and generally pissing off the Ninja (its natural enemy and the only being to be worthy enough of a pirate's hate) by being so much better than it.

Here is a list of pirate superpowers:

- The ability to heal flesh wounds in a secong *as illustrated in most cartoons/movies*

- The ability to morph either hand to a hook and back again instantaniusly

- The ability to kick a ninja's ass

- Sink small islands with their eyes

- Summon the flying spaggheti monster *yet only if the need is dier*

- Whoop anyones ass at halo

- Legally buy pirated dvds/cds/videos/music

- They are ALLOWED to run around without any clothes on fighting other sweaty men, its practically a law

- The ability to beat, not only ninjas, but yes, even SPIDERMAN!!

- Summon a troop of purple flying hippos to their aid in battle

For this reason and many more, i urge you all

BECOME PIRATES!!!!

unless your not col enuf to pull it off that is!

ME! Capn' Bonbon *Best pirate ever*
BLAH!

👍69 👎49


Pirate - meaning

pirates were thought to be people who stole from other people, and left a trail of death in their wake, but not many people know that, while they DID do most of that, their main purpose was to travel around the world giving candy to small children. the killing and stealing was just to get money for the candy. and for rum.
pirates also wore really sweet clothes, and it didn't really matter if they lost a leg... they still wore a peg-leg. they still do, actually.

rupert: dude my great granddad hated pirates!!!! he was awesome!
pirate: DIE YOU FIEND!!!!.... oooh... $50!!!! sweet! more money for rum and candy!

👍59 👎35


Pirate - definition

to download illegaly, usually music or movies

john: i downloaded the new 50 cent cd last nihgt for free
chris: um you know it's illegal to pirate music, right?
john: shhhh!

👍505 👎467


Pirate - slang

A hot girl/woman that is refered to have lots of booty and a treasure chest. (has a nice ass and boobs).

1. Fuck man! That girl I hooked up with last night was a pirate!

👍159 👎107


Pirate

The most freaking awesome thing ever to walk the face of the earth

Damn, thats one sexy pirate

👍77 👎33


Pirate

1. n. Arch rival of the ninja.
2. n. Devotee of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

1. Pirates are way cooler than ninjas.
2. You must wear full pirate regalia to worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster properly.

👍1093 👎619


Pirate

1. Always land on their feet
2. have cool eye patches ... even if they have both eyes
3. have dice
4. have guns
5. pirates are not ordinary humans so they can kill ninjas!
6. have cool ships
7. have better swords then ninjas
8. are all around better then ninjas
9. have a lot of movies about them (way more then ninjas)
10. wear red on thursdays
11. have graduated from Pyro Pirate Academy of One-Eyed Peter!
12. polish their peg legs
13. say thinds like scally-wagger and scurvy-chap
14. Arrrrr! need i say more
15. pack a mean punch
16. always have the best snacks
17. will make you walk the plank if your not as cool as them
18. start all the major fashion trends
19. don't go crying to their mommies ... like ninjas
20. know how to handle a lady
21. knows how to DAG people better then ninjas
22. have pretty cool boots
23. get all the tasty rum
24. have pretty good cursive
25. have more extended vocabualary then ninjas
26. are absolutley amazing!!!
ARRRR!

Arrr...me matey! I'm a pirate!

Joe: Dude, pirates rock.
Greg: Iknow, they're totally better than those retarded ninjas!
Cindy: My dad's a pirate.
Joe/Greg: Cool...

👍1113 👎609