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What is Starbucks?
The place that sells shit coffee and milkshakes
Tourist in Australia: Where is the closest Starbucks
Aussie: Holy fuck mate that shithole closed because we don't need that American shit near our coffee
Starbucks - meme gif
Starbucks - video
Starbucks - what is it?
Overpriced caffeinated water. For 5 dollars or more you will get a below average Frappuccino that tastes like a mix of tap water and cheap flavorings. You’re pretty paying 25 cents for the ingredients and $4.75 for the logo. It doesn’t help that the average consumer is an upper-middle class basic white girl that drives her daddy’s jeep to Starbucks before she meets her friends at target.
McDonalds is infinitely better than Starbucks when it comes to coffee.
What does "Starbucks" mean?
A nasty coffee chain company that sells the most burnt ass coffee. This is the place you get coffee if you don’t care about losing your tongue.
I had a cup of coffee at Starbucks. It tasted so fucking burnt that I wanted to throw it into a fire.
Starbucks - what does it mean?
A frielndly corporation that may charge too much for coffee but takes good care of their employees,customers, community,and the enviroment. Part-time employees receive full medical benefits when our government can't figure out how to give the rest of americans affordable healthcare. Last time I checked corporations like Enron are the evil ones. Gas and electric companies are the fat bastards sitting on tons on money and charging us crap loads of money to stay warm in the winter. Peoople choose to go to Starbucks and spend $4.00 on a latte. I can't choose to not have electricity or gas.
Starbucks donates all it's day old pastries to local homeless shelters.
Starbucks - meaning
Starbucks is a spectacular coffee-shop located in nearly every city in the United States. It is the fastest growing coffee related company in existance, and it's my personal favorite place to sit back, relax, hang out with some friends, and enjoy my favorite cup of coffee. Because of the wide variety available there, it isn't hard to go there and get something new and original from you coffee. Personally, I'm not sure why so many people dislike Starbucks so much, but I would love to hear why.
Server: Hello and Welcome to Starbucks! What would you like today?
Me: I would like a Frap' Java Chip, please.
Server (Usually about 20): Okay. One moment please.
This is an example of how the service at Starbucks is friendly and inviting
Starbucks - definition
The largest coffee shop company in the world and their shops are practically everywhere.
Ronny: "Ay do u wanna get some coffee from Starbucks?"
Mick: "Aight theres in down the street"
Starbucks - slang
1:Sells good coffee (some of it free trade)
2(And most important): A place where I get all my homework done.
I got a cup of coffee and finished my homework at Starbucks today.
Starbucks
A major coffee chain that people obviously think is the devil's brew. Starbucks is apparently 'The Man' taking over the Earth.
Naysayer: "I hate Starbucks! It's turning America into mindless clones!"
Me: "Dude, get over it. It's just coffee. Let me drink my frappuchino in peace."
Starbucks
A coffeehouse chain originating from the original Starbucks founded in Seattle, Washington State in 1971. Starbucks originally sold only coffee beans and eqiupment refusing to exspand untill it was under new ownership in 1987. It's really the new owners that fucked it up.
Exspensive coffee but it's good, and their workers receive full benefits.
Dude: "You shouldn't go to Starbucks 'cause like someone told me theres these things called free-trades or something and theres this like globalization thing I heard about on the news one time, and Starbucks is bad or something... well, I'm goin' go smoke some more pot now."
Me: "Yes I go to Starbucks occasionally but it's the only coffeehouse I know of where I live and I've never seen a Dunkin' Donuts before in my life."
Starbucks
Where you're going to end up if you get a master's degree in the following:
1) Art History
2) Fine Arts
3) Philosophy
4) Literature
"I know the barista at this Starbucks: she was in my 'Critical Analysis of James Joyce' class in college!"