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What is Turducken?
1) (n) An American Thanksgiving holiday culinary grotesque: Consists of a chicken, stuffed into a duck, progressively stuffed into a turkey and baked. Provides hours of entertainment in the form of waiting for the sucker to finish cooking and enough sandwich meat to last through The Apocalypse.
2) (n) Any obese human that will set upon a buffet like a plague of locusts, stripping said buffet of all edible material, leaving only the garnish, the decorative toothpicks, and the sweaty cheese cubes from earlier in the day.
3) (n) Any plan that is unnecessarily complicated or futile. Used as a simile.
1) "Time for the Cowboys/Redskins game, is the turducken done yet?"
2) "Uh oh, better hit the foodline before turducken over there strips that bitch."
3) Jeff: "I'll be swapping out this small-block, V8 for an straight six."
Dale: "Baking up a turducken are we?"
Jeff: "What?"
Dale: "Sounds like fun."
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Turducken - what is it?
The act of having sex with a pregnant woman. Derived from the Southern favorite of the same name - a turkey stuffed with a duck stuffed with a chicken. However, in this case, you are stuffing your penis inside a woman stuffed with baby.
"I can't wait until my kid is born. At this point, sex is non-existent. I couldn't pull a turducken, even if I wanted to"
What does "Turducken" mean?
The act of having sexual relations with a fleshlight that has been inserted into the anus, or other orifice) of another person. Name derived from the "famous" dish of a turkey stuffed with a duck that's been stuffed with a chicken, made popular by the loud-mouthed, possibly mentally handicapped, John Madden. Could also possibly be called The Inception.
"I met this freaky chick last night and she was totally into making a turducken."
Turducken - what does it mean?
A euphemism for a giant shit. The kind of shit you pass while constipated. In the literal sense, a Turducken is a chicken, stuffed into a duck, stuffed into a turkey. In the shitting sense, its a big shit, stuffed into a bigger shit, stuffed into a giant shit. For men, this is the closest we'll ever get to experiencing child birth.
I haven't shat in three days, I can't wait to pass this turducken.
Turducken - meaning
During intimacy, the man wraps his scrotum and testicles around the shaft of his penis and inserts the whole thing into his partners vagina.
I've always wanted to try a Turducken, but it seems like too much meat for me.
Turducken - definition
A M-F-F threesome where the male penetrates one female while she in turn penetrates a third with a strap-on dildo.
I had a turducken last thursday. Cindy was the duck, Amber was the turkey and I, of course, was the chicken.
Turducken - slang
1. An erotic threesome involving birds: a turkey, a duck, and a hen.
From a cartoon drawn by David Farley in 2003 with three such birds exhausted in bed, with the caption below: "Having satisfied their curiosity, the three friends went their separate ways, and never discussed 'making a turducken' again."
2. Three birds in a barrel given as a Halloween treat, very similar in conception as the festive game, bobbing for apples. First used in the 2004 Homestar Runner Cartoon for Halloween.
"Bobbing for Turduckens!" --Homestar Runner
Turducken
Turkey, stuffed with duck, stuffed with chicken.
When it explodes it goes "Kurfucken!"
He died while experimenting with Turducken, it blew up right in his face.
Turducken
sexual relations with three different women, usually of three different races, nationalities and/or hair colors, in the same twenty-four hour period
Steve pulled off a turducken last Saturday in the international dorm.
After yesterday's turducken, I'm pretty worn out.
Turducken
A slang term for the deviant sex act that involves a man or woman with an especially hard stool that they halfway expel and use to vaginally penetrate their partner while it is still halfway hanging out of their anus.
A more vulgar description would be to fuck a pussy with a turd while it is hanging out of one's ass.
Joseph really wanted to turducken Melody, but there was no way she was letting a turd go in her pussy.
Looking for a holiday themed sex act, the couple decided to go for a turducken in honor of Thanksgiving.