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What is Turkey?
A secret spazz. A turkey is someone who has the appearance of being calm and even borderline monotonous, but just when you think they've fallen asleep with their eyes open, they bust a cringe-worthy dance move, make a psycho face, or a variety of other random shenanigans that will probably cause you to laugh with them. See also dingus.
Guy1: Dude, that swoll guy, Matt, over there is so chill. I don't even think he has emotions. Is he even blinking?
Guy2: No way broseph, he's a straight turkey!
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Turkey - video
Turkey - what is it?
One of country in the world only ;
3 sides cover with sea , 4 sides cover with enemies .
Δ°s that about Turkey ; 3 sides cover with sea , 4 sides cover with enemies .
What does "Turkey" mean?
A turkey,turkey high five, or a turkey sub, is when person A offers a high five to person B, and person A changes his high-five to a thumbs up before person B returns the high five. This causes a high ive that looks like a high five. Person A then shouts, "TURKEY!!!" and laughs while it takes a while for person B to get it.
Bob: High five, Carl!
Carl: ...
Bob: TURKEY!!!!
Carl: .....
Carl: Ohhhhhhhh... I get it...
Turkey - what does it mean?
A country that's incredibly fun to be in because it's not quite European, but not quite Asian either.
If through some crazy events Asia and Europe went to war, they'd both bomb Turkey.
Turkey - meaning
Turkey β a work safe word to describe someone who you think is:
1) Completely retarded and doesnβt know anything about what theyβre talking about
2) Has an intolerable personality
Dan: Hey Stefan, are you going to Jacob's Bhangra dance this evening?
Stefan: Jai Ho! Iβm going to get that shit on video. That kid is such a turkey!
Turkey - definition
Someone who says something extremely stupid or blatantly obvious which should get them stomped in the balls.
Man 1: I can't pay Wayne Rooneys wages.
Man 2: shut up, you big turkey.
Turkey - slang
A person or thing who has done something stupid, wrong, moronic or plain dumb.
Dublin slang for idiot, fool, moron etc...
You couldn't remember last night? You're such a turkey.
Turkey
Turkey cannot tweet, because Prime Minister Recep Tayyip Erdogan (Or if you are dyslexic, Pro Gay Centipede Ray) banned it's usage and access.
Turkey
Girl right there gotta turkey.
Turkey
A male body part that often resembles the characteristic throat of a large bird native to America.
Hey Greg, your turkey is hanging out.