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What is the turducken?
1. An erotic threesome involving birds: a turkey, a duck, and a hen.
From a cartoon drawn by David Farley in 2003 with three such birds exhausted in bed, with the caption below: "Having satisfied their curiosity, the three friends went their separate ways, and never discussed 'making a turducken' again."
2. Three birds in a barrel given as a Halloween treat, very similar in conception as the festive game, bobbing for apples. First used in the 2004 Homestar Runner Cartoon for Halloween.
"Bobbing for Turduckens!" --Homestar Runner
the turducken - video
The turducken - what is it?
Turkey, stuffed with duck, stuffed with chicken.
When it explodes it goes "Kurfucken!"
He died while experimenting with Turducken, it blew up right in his face.
What does "the turducken" mean?
sexual relations with three different women, usually of three different races, nationalities and/or hair colors, in the same twenty-four hour period
Steve pulled off a turducken last Saturday in the international dorm.
After yesterday's turducken, I'm pretty worn out.
The turducken - what does it mean?
1. A dish comprising a chicken stuffed in a duck stuffed in a turkey.
2. To put more meaning into something than can reasonably be expected or intended.
1. "Why have a turkey for Thanksgiving when you can have turducken?"
2. Me1: I hope this isn't the winter of Tovar's discontent
Me2: How would we know?
Me1: You know, anger-flakes falling from the sky, grumble-powder all over the ground, the thermometer frigid with annoyance.
Me2: Words fail me at expressing how awfully you've expanded on that metaphor.
Me1: I know what you mean. I turduckened it.
Me2: You what? Wait, I don't want to know.
Me1: I stretched it unnaturally in order to stuff all sorts of random crap in it.
Me2: Please stop.
The turducken - meaning
The action of inserting one object inside they other until a three-way is achieved. Can be used in various situations, but usually used in sexual connotations.
John prepared a Turducken for Thanksgiving by sticking a Chicken inside a Duck, and the Duck inside a Turkey. The process in its entirety is considered "Turduckening."
The turducken - definition
The act of stuffing a mason jar in your urethra, while your friend stretches' his urethra wide enough to fit your mason jar (optionally filled with poop) stuffed penis into his. A third friend who MUST be uncircumcised will then be stretching his foreskin far and wide enough to cover the center of the penises (and the jar) with is foreskin and tie a knot. The individuals will begin to stroke each other to completion, just before the final participant ejaculates a brick is dropped on the jar. The knot is untangled and they each pull out.
ME and my buddies are about to make The Turducken.
The turducken - slang
A duck stuffed in a chicken stuffed in a turkey. The ultimate example of our domination of the animal kingdom.
Turducken should not exist.
The turducken
A slang term for the deviant sex act that involves a man or woman with an especially hard stool that they halfway expel and use to vaginally penetrate their partner while it is still halfway hanging out of their anus.
A more vulgar description would be to fuck a pussy with a turd while it is hanging out of one's ass.
Joseph really wanted to turducken Melody, but there was no way she was letting a turd go in her pussy.
Looking for a holiday themed sex act, the couple decided to go for a turducken in honor of Thanksgiving.
The turducken
deboned turkey stuffed with deboned duck stuffed with deboned chicken stuffed with sausage/cornbread stuffing
The turducken
1) (n) An American Thanksgiving holiday culinary grotesque: Consists of a chicken, stuffed into a duck, progressively stuffed into a turkey and baked. Provides hours of entertainment in the form of waiting for the sucker to finish cooking and enough sandwich meat to last through The Apocalypse.
2) (n) Any obese human that will set upon a buffet like a plague of locusts, stripping said buffet of all edible material, leaving only the garnish, the decorative toothpicks, and the sweaty cheese cubes from earlier in the day.
3) (n) Any plan that is unnecessarily complicated or futile. Used as a simile.
1) "Time for the Cowboys/Redskins game, is the turducken done yet?"
2) "Uh oh, better hit the foodline before turducken over there strips that bitch."
3) Jeff: "I'll be swapping out this small-block, V8 for an straight six."
Dale: "Baking up a turducken are we?"
Jeff: "What?"
Dale: "Sounds like fun."