What is Farley?

Is the act of falling straight into a table, usually a coffee table, completely destroying it. As seen in many Chris Farley sketches and movies such as the SNL Matt Foley skit and Tommy Boy.

Chuck was so trashed last night he Chris Farleyed right through the coffee table, and my mom is pissed.

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Farley - what is it?

(Far-Lee-D)
Farleyed; To farley something up; state of mind: Farleyfied;

1. To mess something up beyond fixing.

2. When everytime you touch something it goes to shit.

I really farleyed that up.

I am so farleyfied, everything is falling apart around me.

You must be in a farley state of mind right now because you can't do anything right.

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What does "Farley" mean?

A type of pillow biter. A man who enjoys having anal sex with other men. A Farley also has a habit of poking guys with his erection while they are asleep.

That guy was busted fucking some other guy on the bonnet of his car. What a farley!

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Farley - what does it mean?

When your age is 18+ and you still get given everything from your parents.

That kid is such a Farley.

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Farley - meaning

Derogatory term for a white male used by African Americans.

That Farley can shoot but he too slow.

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Farley - definition

Function: verb
Inflected Forms: farleyed; farleying
Etymology: Modern English roots, named after the infamous social leech Patrick Farley.

1. a) To beg for or steal cigarettes. b) To cop a jack.
2. To attempt to pick up girls by begging for cigarettes.
3. To be a thieving douchebag.