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What is Topper?
a person, who after hearing a story, responds with one of their own which is intended to belittle or "top" the previous one. usually, toppper's stories are complete and utter fabrications of their limited immaginations. extreme toppers actually believe their own impossible lies, and fantasize about their mothers.
c'mon, you don't need an example, we all know people like this.
Topper - meme gif
Topper - video
Topper - what is it?
Used as a way to explain something that is both top-tier and poggers (amazing and exciting).
Keith - This game is toppers
Frank - I know right, it is a great game
What does "Topper" mean?
Topper is an adorable dog. He is a doggy model, he performs on TV shows and has a large Instagram audience. All his fans or "toppies" love him and he loves them right back!
Person A: Look at this cute dog I found on Instagram!
Person B: Oh, that's Topper.
Topper - what does it mean?
A poster on www.canuckscentral.com who likes to insert his penis in his partner's anus during homosexual intercourse ....
Topper likes to stick his penis in Strangelove's anus ...
Topper - meaning
toon out of pocket player
anyone who buys a maxed out character for a game with there own money just so they can say they have a level capped toon but they dont know how to use it.
Shade: what is up with this guy is he a topper or what
Topper - definition
fly, up there, hot, new, usually expensive and one of a kind
That's topper, where'd you cop that?
shawty stay topper
Topper - slang
A female who specifically is skilled at most and/or all sexual positions in which she is on top of her significant other.
My girlgriend gives great head, but i wish she was a topper.
I love to hit it from the back, but that's a lot of work, that is why sometimes I prefer a topper.
Topper
Noun. The last toke you take before you stop smoking weed because you are as high as you want to be.
"No thanks man, that last one was my topper."
"No dude, I topped out already."
"I had to pick up the phone just as I was exhaling my topper! I hate talking to people when I'm high; it was like, "I know I'm talking too much, but I don't know what I can leave out of what I'm saying!"
Topper
Not a fucking pencil sharpener
"can I use your topper please"
"Only if you fUCKING CALL IT A PENCIL-SHARPENER YOU UNCULTURED PIECE OF OVER GROWN CABBAGE
Topper
An annoying person who responds to hearing someone else’s experience or problem by immediately telling a similar story about themselves with a much more fantastic outcome. They've done everything you have, only more often... and better than you.
You: I got to meet Engelbert Humperdinck before the concert and I got his autograph.
Topper: Yeah, well my cousin knows his producer, and he got us front row tickets to the show and then we went backstage and met him! Then he invited us back to his hotel room and we partied with him all night.
You: Ow. I have a a dislocated knee.
Topper: Yeah, well last summer I broke my leg in four places and had to have titanium pins inserted. I also had to have surgery done on my knee to repair the torn ligaments. I was on crutches for almost two months... and I always set off the metal detectors at the airport!