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What is topper?
Not a fucking pencil sharpener
"can I use your topper please"
"Only if you fUCKING CALL IT A PENCIL-SHARPENER YOU UNCULTURED PIECE OF OVER GROWN CABBAGE
topper - meme gif
topper - video
Topper - what is it?
Used as a way to explain something that is both top-tier and poggers (amazing and exciting).
Keith - This game is toppers
Frank - I know right, it is a great game
What does "topper" mean?
An annoying person who responds to hearing someone else’s experience or problem by immediately telling a similar story about themselves with a much more fantastic outcome. They've done everything you have, only more often... and better than you.
You: I got to meet Engelbert Humperdinck before the concert and I got his autograph.
Topper: Yeah, well my cousin knows his producer, and he got us front row tickets to the show and then we went backstage and met him! Then he invited us back to his hotel room and we partied with him all night.
You: Ow. I have a a dislocated knee.
Topper: Yeah, well last summer I broke my leg in four places and had to have titanium pins inserted. I also had to have surgery done on my knee to repair the torn ligaments. I was on crutches for almost two months... and I always set off the metal detectors at the airport!
Topper - what does it mean?
A topper is the final act of pleasure when administering a hand job. It involves striking the tip of the penis with the palm of the hand, just before climax. A topper usually requires great force, and may be accompanied by a loud, "Booyah!" or "Jingle Jangle." Variations on the topper include slicing or circular motions.
"Baby, can I get a topper with that HJ?"
Topper - meaning
when you shit in the top part of the toilet. adding weeks of misery to your victim.
I dropped a topper in the tank of my best friend.
Topper - definition
In referring to gay relationships, or gay male prostitutes.
The "man" in the relationship is usually known as a "topper". He doesn't suck dick, just gets his dick sucked……….. By dudes. Still a fag.
Brian claims to only be a topper. Anyway you look at it, he's still a fag.
Topper - slang
A poo that is so large in the toilet it breaks the top of the water surface.
Friend: Man you were in the bathroom forever.
Me: Oh yeah man I had to take a topper.
Topper
A topper, derived from the word top (tongue on penis), is a girl who is known for administering oral sex.
Danielle is a topper, you should take her to prom if you want to get your dick wet.
Topper
the ultimate one-upper. the person who is on top of everyone else regarding anything. and i mean anything.
girl #1: holds hair with hand across upper-lip making it look like a mustache.
girl #2: holds hair across upper-lip making it look like a mustache withOUT using her hand.
girl #1 to go girl #2: "you fuckin TOPPER!"
Topper
a person, who after hearing a story, responds with one of their own which is intended to belittle or "top" the previous one. usually, toppper's stories are complete and utter fabrications of their limited immaginations. extreme toppers actually believe their own impossible lies, and fantasize about their mothers.
c'mon, you don't need an example, we all know people like this.