What is Shade?

Shade is a mystical being that dwells on the inner side of the cosmic void. With a power that has no equal, he will eviscerate anyone that stands in his way. It is unwise to defy him. He will take everyone and everything you love and tear it apart in front of your eyes.

Shade is coming. Shade will kill us all.

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Shade - what is it?

"Shade" (plural "shades") - a term used to describe a man working for a government agency, be that the CIA, the FBI, Secret Service...whatever. Derived from their distinctive black sunglasses.

"Almost makes you wonder what exactly what would happen if you went up and ejaculated on the shades."

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What does "Shade" mean?

Someone you only heard his name and things that happened to him, but never seen him on a photo or in person.

Guy 1: "Jack fell from the stairs in the hospital yesterday"
Guy 2: "I don't know him, Jack is a shade for me"

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Shade - what does it mean?

A shade comes in many forms. A shade is ANYTHING that sucks the life out of a room.

Possible examples of shades:
Your bum-A$$ friendz/friend.
A bunk manipulatory conversation.

Rego-hurspray weed.

A barking dog.

Food-poisoning from that hotdog stand near the bar run by Carnies.
Ego-trippin ignor(ants).

If positivity was like building a tower of cards, the shade would be the thing knocking it down and eating your cards.

Man, that shade just spit in my holy water!

Damn, is that kid every gonna wise up and drop his shade? He's missing out.

Yo, this bud tastes like it's been shaded.

Motherfucking SHADES.

Fuhhhh that carn-o hotdog dropped shade down my throat.

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