An incompetant co-worker who believes that Non-Fat Milk is Soy milk, and her "favorite". She believes that Orange Mango Naked Juices come in the Green, Super C packaging for the heck of it, and practically is the definition of a Joan Clever housewife who thought getting a job was "Fun".

She is the bane of every other co-worker's existence.

You've been Wiffed is a common statement.

The stench of the Wiff is left behind by a trail of dead.

"Would you like a desert?"
"I've never had soy before (looking at Non-fat and tries it), Yum! That's my Favorite!"

"Who wrote that cup? What IS it?!"
- I don't know. The WIFF wrote it.

UGH!

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The WIFF

1-American Ghetto version of the word "With"
2- Illiterate way to say the word "with"

I was bein so in luv dat I jus wanted to be wiff her yo

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The WIFF

Someone you call upon (usually a friend) to check for odors when you are unsure.

Hey bro i need a wiffness, is my breath good?

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The WIFF

To just barely miss the intended goal. To make a mistake, but being very close to actually achieving the intended objective.

I wiffed the shot - it hit the post of the goal.

I wiffed question three on the exam. I forgot to carry the one in the math.

The sniper just wiffed the tin can with his bullet.

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