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What is The Procrastinator?
No, seriously. Get back to work. Now. You're procrastinating. I know it. You looked on the definition of 'Procrastination'. You must be doing it. Go. NOW.
The Procrastinator - video
The Procrastinator - what is it?
What most people do in their life from one time to another
You're probably doing it write now, I know I am
When you don't want to do work and you keep staring at it. You do something else and hope the homework fairy will come and do it for you...
I should be writing my essay, but I'm busing reading disturbing definitions. I really shouldn't procrastinate.
What does "The Procrastinator" mean?
A similar experience to masturbation, it feels good while you're doing it, but it sucks afterwards when you realize that you just fucked yourself.
The Procrastinator - what does it mean?
What you're probably doing right now
I meant to do my paper, but went procrastinating at urbandictionary instead
The Procrastinator - meaning
What you are doing right now. Get the fuck going and finish your homework.
You. You procrastinate. You are the example.
The Procrastinator - definition
Time wasting with intent to avoid necessary action. Typically verbalised by those with access to success yet a predisposition towards failure i.e. work-shy students approaching coursework deadlines.
"Are you doing that coursework for tomorrow?"
"No, I decided to put a definition of procrastination on Urban Dictionary instead."
The Procrastinator - slang
Ill put up a definition later.
Ill put up an example later.
The Procrastinator
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(unfinished)
The Procrastinator
A sex move in which the partner on top shaves their dick/coochie onto the other partner.
“My life has been so much easier since I started doing The Procrastinator. Soaks up all the jizz.
The Procrastinator
Verb
(the pro-cras-tin-a-tor)
A post-coital activity where a male finds himself relunctant to exit the spent orifice due to the excessive cum-fort , the male often holds on to this moment by distracting the female with a decoy.
To successfully perform the procrastinator, one might need to be equipped with a vivid imagination (e.g. 'Babe! I can't move because the fairy godmother told me not to'), a certain sense of cynicism (e.g. Babe! I can't move coz the condom is about to break) or physical characteristics (the obese are at an advantage here, as the women will not be able to push them off).
Example of The Procrastinator 1:
Female: ehhh... i think were done...
Male: I love you! (if said for the first time, this allows for maximal residence time in the spent orifice, with the added bonus of hugs and kisses)
Example The Procrastinator 2:
Female: Babe that was great!
(30 second wait)
Male: I...
(30 second wait)
Male:Know...
(30 second wait)
Male:Your...
(30 second wait)
Male: Eyes...
(30 second wait)
Male:Look...
(30 second wait)
Male:Beautiful
(30 second wait)
Example The Procrastinator 3:
Female:....
Female:....
Female:....
Male: Those roofies work wonders!