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What is coursework?
something that doesn't really gain you any marks at all - teachers just enjoy laughing at you whilst you spend every waking hour frantically doing it, lose your sanity and then, inevitably, your hair.
solution: write copious ammounts of crap to punish the poor sod who has to mark it. mwah hah.
...I have chosen this hypothesis because it is now 3am and my brain has actually just given up, slipped out of my ear and run off with the cat.
coursework - meme gif
coursework - video
Coursework - what is it?
the most torturous thing you can ever be given!
it's given to young innocent teenagers, and builds up and up until you have no control of it, it ends up with a life of it's own, whilst ruining yours and OBLITERATES your free time.
teachers sadistically like to give it to students during the holidays (christmas, summer) and expect it to be done...
i already have 5 pieces due in for tomorow that i havent done!
kev: hey u wana come chill with us tomoro nyt??
tom: nah man, i cant, coursework to do.
What does "coursework" mean?
the single, most tedious waste of time ever because:
a it barely counts for anything
b it is stupidly long
c you are alwaya given one night less than you need to do it
and d if i was born one academic year later i wouldnt have to be not doing it now to write this defenition
i got my history coursework today, its due in two days
lmae
Coursework - what does it mean?
A way to give the less able students a chance at scoring at least over 10% in their final mark through a shitty piece they found on the internet.
'Thanks to Coursework i can get an extra 15 percent, but have no life besides the work.'
Coursework - meaning
See: suicide and torture and causes of depression
Oh fuck this coursework. I would rather do almost anything else.
Coursework - definition
The biggest cause of suicide among students.
Half my class are dead thanks to coursework!
Coursework - slang
evil, pure evil
probably the worst thing that you can ever do at school
::runs in corner and quivers::
coursework: do me now!
me: no please dont make me!
coursework: NOW!
me: grrrrrrrrrrrr
Coursework
Contrary to popular belief teachers dont actually enjoy Marking endless amounts of coursework again and again. handing it back then having to mark a load of new shit for 30 students . Also theres the added delight of knowing that 60% of the class copied theres from the internet
"I have 30 Shakespeares essays to mark plus the year 9 exams by next week". "Coursework is a pain the ass
Coursework
its what i am ment to be doing right now...
iits like 20% of your exam
causes major lack of sleep, loss of social time and frequently, suicide
geography is the worst!!!
basicalli its a joke!!but get it done, else youll end up like me and have like all of it at once!!!
omfg!!!my physics, chemistry, biology english and geography coursework is in 4 2moz...im ded!!!
Coursework
Either a HUGE Essay or Project, COursework threatens the sanity and life of a young innocent teenager. I have been doing my Gegraphy Coursework and I swear, it kills because THERE IS SO F*****G MUCH TO DO!!!!
ARGHHH!!!!!!!
*4.00 A.M.*
"Oh, man still doing my Coursework..."
*9.45 A.M.*
"WTF its due in... No, No NO!"