What is Splat?

Complete and utter tard

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Splat - meme gif

Splat - video

Splat - what is it?

A fucking stolo duhhh

Damn fam you still got the splat?

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What does "Splat" mean?

A semi-exclusive emotional and sexual relationship between two ex-partners. 'Semi-exclusiveness' refers to a state where neither splat partner is morally obligated to be faithful but must inform the other partner of any sexual or romantic contact outside of the splat.

Jimmy and Suzy broke up a few months ago but I've been seeing his car at her house a lot so I guess they are in a splat.

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Splat - what does it mean?

1. One who knows nothing.
2. Technical dupe who can not differentiate smart from sensible.

Splat knows nothing.
Confused, Erroneous, Flawed.

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Splat - meaning

Sound made when an object is squished. Usually, the entire word is capitalized.

*Roderick steps on a water balloon*

SPLAT!

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Splat - definition

To die from falling.

He fell off the building and splatted.

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Splat - slang

To Leak Seminal Fluids Spontaneously; Orgasm

Ahh...I'm Gonna Splat!

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Splat

The past tense of split.

Ash- Hey Aydin what did you order?
Aydin- Oh, I splat the onion rings with Marijan

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Splat

The state of utter exhaustion

After travelling on the Tube all day, she went completely Splat!

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Splat

Natasha Romanoff also know as black widow

Nats dead, yeah she jumped off a cliff , splat now

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