What is tense?

Euphemism for going on a Tinder date.

Erlend: sorry I couldn't join you guys yesterday. I had to rehearse for a TenSing musical.
Fredrik: really? Because we had eyes on you and a very cute blonde at Laundromat...

Erlend: folds all right, I was at a Tinder date.

Everybody: hahahaha

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tense - video

Tense - what is it?

A sound change that Americans invented to make British infiltrators easier to detect.

He pronounced "hand" as hænd rather than hɛənd, with no æ-tensing , so we knew to be suspicious of him.

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What does "tense" mean?

The term used for someone who is cranky after he / she has been dealing with money

"Stop man!" "Wow were you dealing with money? What a tense maria

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Tense - what does it mean?

The form of a verb referring to "after sex."

Rod and I will be over for dinner sex tense, thinking around 7ish.

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Tense - meaning

Tensing.. when a man is on top of a girl, and the girl is screaming..

Alicia was tensing when the man was raping her

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Tense - definition

porco Tensing, is a meme exclamation, originated from the video "Pingu sottotitolato (di nuovo)" where a portion from a Pingu episode is subtitled in italian. Being Pingu language Gibberish the subtitles are obviously fake, and made funny
Porco means pig and it's often used in blasphemy. Tensing is the italian name for the Dragon Ball character Tenshinhan.