Definder - what does the word mean?

What is SPLAT?

slang term for a woman either coming onto, or currently being on her period.

Chris: Man, I was all up for fucking kirsty last night, but then she goes and tells me she's on the splat


Jake: dude, i'm eating.

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SPLAT - meme gif

SPLAT meme gif

SPLAT - video


SPLAT - what is it?

The act of moving to the ground with the legs fully apart while keeping the torso erect, when done by a fat woman. Basically, the splits done by a fat chick.

When that fat ass stripper did the splats in front of Bob, he started laughing uncontrollably.

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What does "SPLAT" mean?

an asterisk. Used by UK computer people. Because it looks like something squashy, like mashed potato, that has hit a wall in a comic (like the Beano) accompanied by the word SPLAT!

IT help desk. 'Hit the splat key'

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SPLAT - what does it mean?

Diiiiiiaarrrheeeeaaaa.

Oh no...I've got...the splats.

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SPLAT - meaning

when one falls and lands alone- usually on pavement or concrete.

"Did you hear about the office worker who commited suicide friday? Yeh,,he just it the ground like splat!"

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SPLAT - definition

when a guy ejaculates onto someone or something...

skeet skeet skeet SPLAT

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SPLAT - slang

The noise that something squashy makes when it hits a hard surface. In UK comics, when this happens, you will usually see the word in capitals coming out of the interaction between hard surface and the squashy material. Excellent example of onomatopoeia.
Suitable materials for making the SPALT sound are things like tomatoes, mashed potato, custard pies and squelchy mud.
Look in UK comics like the Beano and Dandy for examples.

The custard pie hit the boys face:- SPLAT!

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SPLAT

A form of violent diarrhea that leaves large splatter marks on the inside of the toilet bowl, and occasionally one's underpants.

I went to the taco stand at lunch and just had a huge case of the splats.

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SPLAT

The term is usually referring to a stolen car but, in some cases the car belongs to a baser who gave it up for some drugs.

"Bruh how the fuck we gone get to the party?"

"Dawg I got a splat that we can take out there."

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SPLAT

A youth club in the area of Droitwich (UK) for teens, things often get broken but it's a LOT of fun :)

"Are you going to SPLAT on Saturday night?"

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