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What is tard?
A tard is a retarded kid that its okay to pick on.
"oh shit son look at the tard in that fucking automated wheelchair, hahaha what a fucking idiot, jesus i've never laughed so hard just looking at a person, I'm going to sneak up on him and make him eat my shit, literally the shit from my asshole, overall this will be a very grand event."
tard - video
Tard - what is it?
Dumb people that obsessively ship in fanfiction that like to shove their 'cannon' or OTP down everybodies throats. The 'tards' don't like other people in a fandom to like or dislike their parings. They want EVERYONE to love it as much as they do and if you don't you are dumb even though they are the ones that act immaturely over the internet and sometimes in real life among stupid teenaged girls.
They enjoy debating, stirring up fights through flaming or anti-FCs. All in all, the 'tards' are very efficient in making people loathe their pairings instead of making them love it.
Like Fandom Nazis, these crazy type of shipper likes to round up the nonbelievers, make the fanfic world into a communist society and succesfully smash all non-romantic fandoms by seeing things that don't exist. Most of their 'proof' lies in filler movies or episodes that never showed up in the original manga or books.
Add 'tard' to the end of any pairing in any fandom and you'll have a good idea.
Ichirukitard, Twitard, Sesskagtard, etc.,
Nazi Tard shrieks: Hitler supports IchiRuki!
What does "tard" mean?
Refers to residents of Melbourne, Australia. Especially the fans of Melbourne Victory Football Club. Traces it's origins in this use to an internet football forum. Reaching popular usage through this forum and other specific team forums at the start of the new A-League competition.
Depsite beating their hated rivals, Sydney FC 5-0, the 'tards failed to live up to this result and played out the rest of the season like the 'tards they are.
Tard - what does it mean?
a person who acts retarded. a stupid person who people think are dumb when they open their mouth. they act dorky. they dont have good social skills.
dont call me a tard call me a retard.
Tard - meaning
the official nickname of a person who supports, plays for, manages the Melbourne Victory Football Club.
Sydney FC Supporter: We lost to the Tards again!
QLD Roar Supporter: Doesn't surprise me!
Tard - definition
Any player, coaching staff member, or fan of Melbourne Victory Football Club, based in Melbourne, Australia. They compete in the Australian A-League Football Championship.
The term has its origins in the club's player recruitment policy, which was widely seen as "retarded" by fans of rival cubs, and as the Melbourne team has no official mascot, the term "tard" became widely used by rival fans Australia-wide.
The term stuck when the Melbourne football club's management appeared to be happy with poor on-field results.
Guy 1: We beat Melbourne 3-0
Guy 2: Yeah, and didn't they have Muscat sent off?
Guy 1: Yep...stupid Tard!
Tard - slang
Australians, in particular, people from the state of New South Wales often refer to people from the state of Victoria (especially people in Melbourne) as "tards". Often aimed at Melbourne Victory Football Club in chants at A-League football matches around the country.
(To the tune of my old man said follow the van)
My old man said be a Victory fan
And I said bollocks you're a c**t
We hate the tards and we f*ckin know it
We hate the Tards and we're gonna show it
With Zdrlic and Yorkie, Pierre Litbarski
They're the boys that's gonna do us fine
And if you support the Tards then you're a Melbourne b*stard
And you ain't no friend of mine
Tard
Referring to someone who is retarded.
Have you seen
a Korean guy around here?
Yeah, only when
I open my eyes though, Tard.
Tard
As well as being an insult by itself, tard can also be a wonderful, magical, multipurpose suffix that will make insults even more imaginative and quite possibly more insulting.
Be imaginative with your choice of prefix.
Words ending in tard:
1. Person A: DRAGONBALL Z IS TEH ROCKZ!!!!111one!!
Person B: That guy isn't just your standard tard...he's a bloody smacktard.
2. Person C: LOL! Did you see Person A fall over into a bush? What an asstard!
3. Person D: Man, Person A is such a god damned gaytard.
Tard
Any person who is not developmentally disabled, but rather has what is considered normal cognitive faculties but for whatever reason has opted out of using it. Whereas mental retardation is genetic in nature, this form of behavior is environmental usually resulting in too much daytime television, Brittany Spears piped in pop music, and other environmental factors.
That dude right there with the five kids he took to see the movie Basic Instinct Two who has an InSynch ringtone blaring through the movie theatre drowning out the lame dialogue is a tard. (2) That tard who thought he could drive a mile in front of me and cut in front of all of us in traffic is definitely a tard. (3) The fact that dude just asked who wanted to chat in a chat room is a citizen of Tardania.