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What is Simi?
Giving some one you don't know a handjob, as soon as you meet them.
Guy 1-'hey what did you do with that girl?'
guy 2- 'i got a Simi.'
Guy 1 - 'niceee'
Simi - meme gif
Simi - video
Simi - what is it?
Honestly she seems nice but lowkey a weird bitch but she is also very creative and kinda a hippy and talks about doing LSD but never does them she also LOYAL AFF ppl say she really joyful but dumb she also lowkey depressed
Ouuuuu Simi your outfit looks really cool like you from the 70s
Thank youuuuu u look cutee too Im gonna go walk around and steal candy from the front desk weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
What does "Simi" mean?
Example:
Bro 1: Hey, let's go down to Simi Valley for some skate.
Bro 2: Simi Valley!? That place is boring as shit!
or
Me in Science class: Dammit! This class is fucking SIMI!!
Simi - what does it mean?
A god among men. He can finesse, freeze, finagle (the three f's) and ride your bitch before you could even think of hiding your bitch. He is the Santa Clause of Thanksgiving, serving all the naughty hoes top shelf gravy while leaving you the leftovers. While you may consider the coldest place on Earth the caps, this is not true, as this fucking rad lads wrists are known to "make a grown man shiver" as quoted from a rap verse from his as of writing, latest rap "Magic". Even if you thought you hid your hoes well, be it flex season, he is capable of sensing bitches within a 20 mile radius. Hiding them to that point will be futile as he will be inside your dining room by then, helping himself to all the dark meat on the turkey dinner while talking both your mother and your dentist into the deli isle at the nearest super mart. If your girl is home too, it's no use resisting. He will be sitting her down at the table too while keeping you at the kiddie table with your little brother. He is your worst enemy. He is your Dad. But most of all, he is - Yung Gravy.
Simi is beast
Simi - meaning
The best person you could ever meet. Amazing, Beautiful and kind. Simi’s are more fun than anyone or anything. They just light up the whole room. A simi will help you through anything
“ Oh my God i wish I was a Simi”.
Simi - definition
Real ass nigga probably Samoan will most likely beat your ass and can outsmoke wiz.
Simi said he finna pull up we got to run.
Simi - slang
A heart-warming individual who elegantly displays large amounts of comfort and adoration to those around her. Comfortable to be around as well as easy to communicate with containing similar attributes to that of a goddess. Includes flawless features, immaculate personality and an everlasting beautiful soul. In other words, Simi = perfection.
Happy Valentines Day Simi
Simi
the sexiest bitch in the world
"wow have u seen that chick"- guy 1
"yeah..shes simi"-guy2
"shes fineee"-guy3
Simi
A very bubbly person but someone who hides a lot things she's very fun to be with and if she truly loves someone she will do anything for that person however she is very tricky she is an awesome person
Look at simi she looks happy
Simi
The most wonderful, amazing, and beautiful girl in the world. She can be awkward sometimes but once you get to know her, you'll love her. Once you get to love her, you can't stop! She has a beautiful smile and eyes that can stare deep into a man's soul! She's the best girl a dude could ask for and a great friend. If you ever get a chance to meet one, or even date one, you're very lucky! If you know one but you guys aren't dating, all I'll say is that you're missing out...
Boy 1: Yo bro, who's that chick over there?
Boy 2: Oh, her? I don't know
Boy 1: Damn bro! She's so perfect!
Boy 3: I KNOW RIGHT????? She has to be a Simi...
*Simi walks by*
Both boys: WOOOOWWWW!