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What is Samoan?
Of Polynesian decent from SAMOA/AMERICAN SAMOA. Naturally funny people,naturally proud people, naturally big people and natural players. There are more SAMOANS/AMERICAN SAMOANS living in New Zealand, Australia and the USA than back home. Love to go to the States for 3 weeks then talk with a thick Yank accent for the next 20 years. Will never give you their real name and hold multiple passports and birth certificates. There is no such thing as a FULL BLOODED SAMOAN as they are either part Chinese, German, Tongan or American. The Samoan Language is so tainted by foreign influence that its actually HAMOA and not SAMOA. Who ever throws the biggest party or give the biggest donation to church is considered O FOR AWESOME. Not all SAMOANS are bad but its the bad ones that give them that sterotype.
Hey do you know a SAMOAN guy named Paris? I met him last night a a club. Oh his real name is TUI, after his dads favourite beer.
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Samoan - what is it?
Along side their polynesian cousins, the are the loudest, coolest and sexiest people to walk the earth! Samoans are VERY family and church orriented, and their "AIGA" will always have their back!!!!!!!! They can also be FOBZ......"Fresh Off the Boat," and they love everyne that they want to love.....
i am samoan, and i is love you
What does "Samoan" mean?
People who come from the Polynesian Island of Samoa. Most Samoan's are quite nice, but the Samoans from America are dumb-asses who hate on their polynesian brothers the Tongans.
another name for a Samoan is Hamo.
"Samoan's and Tongans are very similar, they get along very nicely outside of the US."
Samoan - what does it mean?
Decendants from an island in the Pacific Ocean called Samoa. Some people call them the "Happy People" for their out-going nature. Samoan are mostly cheerful and have a great sense of humor. On the other hand, you could get your ass easily beat if you piss them off! Samoans are also the "cousin" of Tongans.
Palagi: Hi, are you Hawaiian?
Samoan: No! I'm Samoan..."bruhh"
Palagi: Never heard of it...
Samoan: Smh. Valea Palagis these days! *walks away*
Palagi: Oh okay, bye! I mean Aloha! :D
Samoan - meaning
when a male eats out a female; when a male gives a female head
"I'm going to get a samoan tonight!!!"
Samoan - definition
Samoans are very kind and warm hearted although Samoans are often stereotypically put into a category of unpleasant terms, with some exceptions of truth in these terms such as them being extremely hard to knock out. Most of the people who wrote about Samoans all probably had some sort of beef with Samoans because in order to hate them they must hate you. Most Samoans are giant compared to other races but we are all human and all deserve a chance so don't let the other definitions scare Samoans are one of the most kind, respectful, and forgiving races on the planet with some exceptions of the dumb ass's that make this cloture look bad.
Hey a Samoan family just moved in across the street their really nice
Samoan - slang
The act of taking girl scout Samoa cookies and shoving them inside a girl scout's vagina until she moans uncontrollably with pleasure or displeasure.
I Samoan'd that bitch so hard, she won't be selling cookies for awhile.
Samoan
A sub-class of morbidly obese, Asian-Pacific-Islanders. Identified by huge foreheads and 'groucho' eyebrows, disturbingly long, thick, matted, black hair (men AND women), thighs where there should be biceps and all clothed in humongous short pants. The males of the species are bred for drywalling, erecting cinder block walls and as defensive linemen, but are often hired as doormen at nightclubs frequented by affluent and/or famous Negroes. The females are used primarily for breeding purposes but occasionally can be seen repossessing automobiles or running after suspect's cars in televised police chases.
When in the presence of a Samoan, proceed with caution. Do NOT make eye contact and back away from their habitat as quickly as possible. They are wild, extremely aggressive and unpredictable and should be treated as such. Give them their space and most times they will not bother you.
Did you know....
.....that Samoans are descendants of headhunters? Yes, and they ate babies, too.
.....the NFL was the first organization to import live Samoans starting in the 1980's? Sadly, their families were allowed to follow and immediately began setting up villages.
.....a typical four-year-old Samoan male eats 60 lbs. of rice, 55 lbs. of fish, and 16 gallons of breast milk a day?
Samoan
A person of descent from the primitive island known as Samoa. Samoans are known to be quite aggressive and ignorant at times. Their behavior is sometimes seen as erratic and similar to that of a savage (see caveman).
"Man, a Brave New World is right, Samoans are savages!"
Samoan
Large Polynesian people who originally hail from Samoa but can be found in larger numbers throughout New Zealand and Australia. Generally very friendly but only piss them off if you're tired of living
Littly Timmy was sick of living, so he went to Auckland to piss off some Samoans