What is Shmeat?

When your penis is the size of a baby’s.

Damn, Thorgon has shmeat.

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Shmeat - video

Shmeat - what is it?

A shortened version of the name of Shmeagle, from the Lord of The Rings. Someone acting ugly.

Ashley is shmeaty by falling asleep.

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What does "Shmeat" mean?

meat made from faeces.

The shmeat burger was delicious!

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Shmeat - what does it mean?

Small penis or dick, also reffering to any person or anything. It can be used for anything anyone and anything can be a shmeat

Damn you got a shmeat.

You are such a shmeater shut up you shmeat.

Shmeat shut the fuck up you got a shmeater.

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Shmeat - meaning

Shmeat (adj)- describing an item (a thing). Example: “that shmeat over there” or “did you do that shmeat that we were supposed to do for homework?”

Shmeated (adj)- a person who is either drunk or high (not sober). Example: “I am shmeated right now” or “I just want to get shmeated”

That shmeat is fire bro.

I’m so shmeated I can’t even talk to you right now.

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Shmeat - definition

Meat or meat products produced by factory farming, CAFOs, or other unethical practices.

Combines "shit" and "meat".

Bro 1: Wanna hit up that Micky D's?
Bro 2: Hells no, I don't eat those shmeat burgers man!
Bro 1: So what you eat, bro?
Bro 2: I get certified human meat, man. Then I cook it myself.
Bro 1: Word.

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