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What is shmeat?
1. The word used to refer to a hilariously small penis
2. The one thing that justin bieber eats for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and snacks.
I saw Christian getting into some compression pants in gym today. He got some Shmeat!!!
shmeat - video
Shmeat - what is it?
To have, small penis. Roughly no more then 3 inches. No more girth then 2 inches.
Danny has a serious case of shmeat.
What does "shmeat" mean?
His shmeat was hard as fuck
Shmeat - what does it mean?
when he/she sucks in a persons entire genital girth. you know this happend when your genitals feel like they have been stuffed hastily into a pool vacum followed by a slurpy "thlump" noise. After this greedy display of "wanting of the Cock/beaver", you can actually feel the persons molars grind away at you naughty bits.
This wanna be slut tried to shmeat me but all that got her was a broken jaw.
Shmeat - meaning
a word used to describe anything dumb or pointless
brian likes to eat shmeatza pizza
his hobby is shmeating
he feasts on shmeat
Shmeat - definition
when you have a small meat, small penis
Damn i bet that asian gotta shmeat.
Shmeat - slang
fake meat ; vegetable protean made to taste like meat. short for "shit for meat". also, shicken, sham, etc
we are having shmeat for dinner.
Shmeat
Amalgamation of "shit" and "meat", animal tissue engineered in a petri dish, sponsored by PETA, supposedly with the aim of replacing meat for consumption.
"Shmeat is such a horrible name, it sounds like what you get when you cross shit and meat." -- cdog, offalgood.com article comment
"If it looks like an egg yolk made of blood, it's shmeat"
Shmeat
n., a lab-created meat product; essentially, animal tissue which has been cultured for the purpose of consumption without harm to animals.
PETA is a fan of shmeat.
Shmeat
tommy got that shmeat