Definder - what does the word mean?

What is shmeating?

fake meat ; vegetable protean made to taste like meat. short for "shit for meat". also, shicken, sham, etc

we are having shmeat for dinner.

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shmeating - video

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Shmeating - what is it?

Meat or meat products produced by factory farming, CAFOs, or other unethical practices.

Combines "shit" and "meat".

Bro 1: Wanna hit up that Micky D's?
Bro 2: Hells no, I don't eat those shmeat burgers man!
Bro 1: So what you eat, bro?
Bro 2: I get certified human meat, man. Then I cook it myself.
Bro 1: Word.

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What does "shmeating" mean?

A little penis. Small Hairy Meat.

Did you see the pic Andrew sent to Loddie?
Yeah he has a shmeat

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Shmeating - what does it mean?

Amalgamation of "shit" and "meat", animal tissue engineered in a petri dish, sponsored by PETA, supposedly with the aim of replacing meat for consumption.

"Shmeat is such a horrible name, it sounds like what you get when you cross shit and meat." -- cdog, offalgood.com article comment


"If it looks like an egg yolk made of blood, it's shmeat"

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Shmeating - meaning

n., a lab-created meat product; essentially, animal tissue which has been cultured for the purpose of consumption without harm to animals.

PETA is a fan of shmeat.

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Shmeating - definition

1. The word used to refer to a hilariously small penis

2. The one thing that justin bieber eats for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and snacks.

I saw Christian getting into some compression pants in gym today. He got some Shmeat!!!

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Shmeating - slang

extremely small penis

tommy got that shmeat

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Shmeating

To have, small penis. Roughly no more then 3 inches. No more girth then 2 inches.

Danny has a serious case of shmeat.

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Shmeating

Slang term for dick

His shmeat was hard as fuck

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Shmeating

a verb used to describe one who is not being cool at the moment, but in reality is a true sweetheart.

Marley was shmeating it up when she decided not to frolic in public.

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