Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Shipwreck?

The point of intoxication where ones state of mind makes them believe that they are actually in the movie pirates of the caribbean

dude i was so shipwrecked last night when someone said wheres the rum, i actually thought i was in pirates of the caribbean

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Shipwreck - what is it?

Cocktail - variant of the Bloody Mary.

A large measure of 60% proof white Jamaican rum in a dirty glass, overfilled with tinned chopped tomatoes such that the juice runs down the outside of the glass onto the table. Stirred with index finger, spilling more of the contents.

Taste and immediately regret. Place on table and forget about for several minutes, then accidentally spill down the wall. Leave on wall for 3-5 years.

Chick: What the fuck is that on the wall?

Dude: Shipwreck.

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What does "Shipwreck" mean?

After a large deuce is dropped and flushed, a remaining submerged turd that is left sticking up towards your ass.

I just dropped a shipwreck. Feeling much better now.

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Shipwreck - what does it mean?

A turd that is so large that part of it is exposed out of the water

After eating the porterhouse, I had a shipwreck turd

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Shipwreck - meaning

a huge amount of semen all over the other person.

"Dude, I totally shipwrecked that bitches face!"

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Shipwreck - definition

A woman that looks good from the neck down, but could sink a ship from the neck up.

That woman has a nice body from the back, but when she turned around.....BANG! Shipwreck!

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Shipwreck - slang

A state of body (see example)

I woke up in the morning like a shipwreck, Broken mast and dead seaman everywhere

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Shipwreck

dank marijuana strain
100% sativa

hey man wanna smoke this Shipwreck?

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Shipwreck

When you take a dump so big, the shit comes out the of the water and smacks you in the back of the nuts, leaveing a nice big brown spot.

After all you can eat chili night, I had a shipwreck the size of the titanic

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Shipwreck

The opposite of shipmate. A crew member who is an all round liability and as competent as a one legged man in an arse kicking competition.

Tim: "Alright John, did you do as i asked?"
John: "I forgot"
Tim: "Okay shipwreck I ll get someone else to do it"

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