What is seaman?

The ripe fishy smell of stank puss on your fingers after finger banging a girl with a yeast infection, her period or suffering from just general uncleanliness.

I finger fucked Carla last night and she left me with Seaman's Fingers.

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Seaman - what is it?

Ryan Seaman is the most beautiful person ever. You cannot disagree or else Satan will arise from the ground and metal dan your future children,grandchildren,and great grandchildren.

Guy:Ew Ryan Seaman is ugly as Fuck
Girl:Bitch get out of my Fucking sight you ungrateful white
Satan:*Fucking kills that dude*

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What does "seaman" mean?

David Seaman, also known as the former Arsenal goalkeeper. Only worth noting in this dictionary because of his surname.

Eugene: Andric, you are BoSnIcH
Andric: Oh yeah, SEAMAN!!
Eugene: NAH

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Seaman - what does it mean?

A Sega Dreamcast video game created by Yoot Saito released in the year 2000 in which the player keeps and evolving Egyptian carp with a human face and an antennae that eventually evolves into a frog with a human face and an antennae. The palyer is able to interract with the creature by talking to it with a microphone.

Yesterday I went to Jimmy's house to play seaman. It was awesome.

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Seaman - meaning

to stupidly, accidentally cut yourself with a sharp object

Damn, I almost pulled a seaman!!

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Seaman - definition

one who is addicted to chineese porn and masturbates to coldplay music. one who likes to be tity fucked, then shat on by construction workers. one who likes to engage in anal sex while wearing full hockey gear. one who loves to spread chocolate penutbutter all over their tits then force innocent little boys to lick it off.

did you just see that seaman squirt everywhere when won ling touched her?

Seamans tits are pretty rough from all that gritty shat

seaman just got put in jail for smashing a 4 mth olds head in her nasty chocolate covered pussy

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