Definder - what does the word mean?

What is sativa?

Opposite of mattress weed

She needs some queen sativa to get that ass moving

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Sativa - what is it?

A rag-tag group of soccer hooligans found at Purdue University. This soccer club in a member of the intramural sports league but have been known to play in friendly matches against both clubs and countries. The most interesting facet of the club is that their most rabid fans make up a majority of the clubs active roster. If beaten on the field, they will make sure the opposition gets their ass beaten off the field. While the amount of goals scored by this team may not be very high, it can be guaranteed that every member of the team will be.

Main Rivals:
El Furia Roja, Chelsea FC, all law enforcement agencies

"We should have never beaten Dynamo Sativa, that rag-tag group of hooligans really kicked the shit out of us in that alley by the fields."
- Some Ass Hole who beat Dynamo Sativa

"Did you see the amount off efforty Dynamo Sativa put out on the field today, they must have been high as balls."
- Rabid Fan

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What does "sativa" mean?

Another phrase for a wake and bake. When you get out of bed and are bleary eyed and grab your high grade, roll a spliff and then enjoy the morning eating and stumbling on the internet.

Are you stoned mate?
Yea, just had a sativa sunrise

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Sativa - what does it mean?

Waking up not knowing what's going on, getting your high grade, papers and grinder, then smoking an almighty joint

What you doing man?
Just having a sativa sunrise, wanna come?
I'll be 2 minutes

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Sativa - meaning

Cannabis grown in cabinets.

"Try some of the bomb gaunch my buddy grew in his pantry... CABINETS SATIVA!"

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Sativa - definition

A type of marijuana plant that usually presents the best end results. Sativa plants are the females. They are identified by their longer thiner more pointy leaves. The sativa or "female" is the plant that will usually produce the best bud. It is seedless and exceptional.

Or garden produced an offspring of three sativas which are the three fully matured plants you now and will soon be smoking. Prepare to be stoned.

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Sativa - slang

Very pretty and funny girl, has the knowledge of some places, not very good in school very trusting and loving

Sativa doesn't know how pretty she is

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Sativa

also the name of brandon boyd's (from incubus fame) dog

here sativa, good boy!

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Sativa

Meaning "useful" in Latin, sativa is commonly used in plant names.

Cannabis sativa

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Sativa

A Sativa is a type of marijuana/plant that will typically produce a euphoric, energetic, cerebral high. and is very hard to grow indoors.

"Dude I just smoked some sativa type weed and I am bouncing off the walls"

"Damn you smoked it all do you know how hard and long it took me to grow that shit?"

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