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What is mattress?The combination of the words Model and Waitress. Used to describe small time models who cannot support herself with only modeling income, and require side jobs such as waitressing. Jim likes to brag about dating a model even though she is really just a Mattress mattress - meme gifmattress - videoMattress - what is it?an act of solo love originating from eccles manchester england where one takes the cardboacrd tube from the centre of a bog roll,packs it with a lube of your choice,traps it between bed and mattress and gives it a good rogering the missus was away last night so i tried some mattressing What does "mattress" mean?An extreme sport in its early stages, but still sweet fun. Mattressing involves finding a mattress with wheels on the underneath (quality may vary, but if you use the small wheels mattresses come with then they will beak which makes it all more interesting) and a steep hill with a road on it. Take the mattress up to the top of the hill and from a running start jump onto the mattress and roll down the hill. Normally crashing into the gutter is unavoidable. Avoiding crashing into cars on the street is desireable. This activity can be greatly improved by any of the normal stuff ie. A good mate, booze, comfy mattress, sex (not with good mate unless good mate is of opposite sex, but 2 girls would still be OK). "ive got two mattresses with wheels and a case of beer" Mattress - what does it mean?A simile that can be used in comparisson to almost any situation, object, person or emotion. Jordan: "That bitch is really, really weird.." Mattress - meaningWhen you're at a house party, and you've drinken too much, and go to lay down in an empty room and inadvertently end up in bed with 5 or more people. While everyone else either falls off or leaves, one, or even two couples will stay and makeout on you. Literally on you, making you their 'mattress'. Person1: Hey baby, last night was great! ;) Mattress - definitionTo wish a person to the mattress; to fantasize about taking someone to bed by way of sexting or conversing in person. Girl 1- " I was totally sexting this hot guy, telling about all the awesome things I wanna do to him in bed" Mattress - slangA silly hoe who stickes her fingers in her mouth. "Dude, have you met Jane?" MattressOne who has excessive sex with more than 5 boys in a fraternity. stefani has had sex with many boys and the frats call her their mattress. MattressModel/Actress who has been paid to do neither. I'm going to an industry party tonight, should be full of mattresses... MattressA sexually available girl who has many partners. 1) "God, I slept with all of them. I was such a mattress last night!" |
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